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emmie
morning, Sunday already, a day of rest, for having a lie in perhaps. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. todays forecast for the capital is a lowly 18c with...
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Hopkirk
The police were hunting a burglar who regularly stole musical instruments. The guy they stopped denied it was him, but they found the lute on him....
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emmie
morning, Saturday already, the start of the weekend, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am going to the hospital...
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Chipchopper
A guy was fired from his job at the Dorito's factory, after going berserk with a forklift truck, knocking over stacks of produce. Former colleagues said, he had a big chip on his shoulder...
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Hopkirk
Dave drowned, so at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted....
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emmie
morning, Friday already and the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today?...
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Hopkirk
My friend said she thought that all brushes and brooms are useless. I thought "that's a sweeping statement"...
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, I can't believe its been two weeks since Queen Elizabeth passed away, so much has happened since then. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant...
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Hopkirk
I owe so much money to my herb seller that he's threatening to send round the bay leaf...
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Chipchopper
There was an explosion in a cheese factory in France. Da brie was spread over a wide area...
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emmie
morning, Wednesday midweek already, how time flies. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have nothing in the calendar, as i...
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Hopkirk
Yes, we are back in business I used to be into ham radio, but all I could hear was crackling....
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emmie
morning, Tuesday already, the days seem to whizz by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a food shop arriving at...
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emmie
morning, Monday already, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a memorable one. Will you be watching the Queens Funeral. I will be watching part of it at the local church, where...
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emmie
morning, Sunday already, hasn't this week gone by quickly. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? Apart from a phone call...
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emmie
morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here, hasn't this week flown by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, have you anything planned for today? I am meeting...
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emmie
morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing...
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FoodRollt
Hi mario, before i go check my ebay listings, which beef is best in life? Roast beef with traditional veg : https://i.postimg.cc/YSCm008w/1a.jpg Or Peppered steak with new pots :...
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, I can't believe it's been a week since the Queens passing. I hope that you are in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a...
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emmie
morning, Wednesday midweek, the days are racing by. I hope that you are all in good health, if not you have my sympathy. And that your day is a pleasant one, do you have anything planned for today? I...

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