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emmie
morning, Tuesday and the week is rolling along, i Hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am waiting on the paperwork for my...
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emmie
morning, Monday and its back to the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have two appointments today,...
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Chipchopper
Historians at Hampton court have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bedsheet. More on this story as it unfolds...
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Hopkirk
The worst thing about living next door to MC Hammer is the constant DIY noise. I shout "Stop", but if anything, that seems to make it worse....
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emmie
morning, Sunday the day of rest, i hope you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am going to the local church bring and share lunch...
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Hopkirk
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike, and a scruffy guy on a unicycle? Attire....
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emmie
morning, Saturday and the weekend is here, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? My mate is coming over later and we are...
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Chipchopper
" This fish looks and smells so old, it is practically prehistoric, what is it?" Fishmonger: "Coelacanth Sir"...
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Hopkirk
Twerking is what a Yorkshire man does to earn T'wages.
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emmie
morning Friday already, the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have to wait...
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the days do whizz by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a food shop to sort out this...
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Hopkirk
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. If anything, he's more sluggish....
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Hopkirk
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor....
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emmie
morning, Wednesday midweek, I hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a good one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am going to try and get a doctors appointment for a...
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Hopkirk
My girlfriend's dog died so to cheer her up I went out and bought her an identical one. She was livid. "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?" she said....
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emmie
morning, Tuesday and its back to normal after the Bank Holiday weekend. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a good one. Do you have any plans for today? The forecast for the...
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emmie
morning, Monday and it's a Bank Holiday, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? Todays forecast for the capital is a...
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Hopkirk
Today I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators support group, but it turns out it's tomorrow.
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emmie
morning Sunday already, where has this week gone. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have plans for today? I have a weekly call from my friend in NI to...
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Paigntonian
Got the brown envelope today, at the age of 62. Have to make myself available for ten days in October. Initial reaction, bore. But then thought it might be interesting.

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