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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one....

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday and the start of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? The forecast for the...

loo58

Does The Advice About Pouring Hot Water To Clear A Frozen Car Windscreen In 5He Winter (To Avoid Cracking) Apply To Pouring Cold Water Onto A Hot Dusty Windscreen In The Summer ?

Does the advice about pouring hot water to clear a frozen car windscreen in 5he winter (to avoid cracking) apply to pouring cold water onto a hot dusty windscreen in the summer ?

emmie

morning, Sunday and the days are whizzing by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? A friend is coming over later to see...

tiggerblue10

Is There A Ban On Single Use B B Qs?

Or BBQs in general? If not, there should be. Not only affecting the landscape but many wildlife will die. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-62532328 Roll on the thunder storm(s) predicted...

DarceyK123

I Want Bigger Strawberries!

Ive been trying my hand at growing strawberries this year but am finding they are only getting to the size of a fingernail before going red and stopping growing. How can i get them to grow to normal...

Chipchopper

Electrical Failure

Against my better judgment, I used an extension lead without fully uncoiling the cable (wrong, I know) but how can I get it up n'running safely again?

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What's the difference between Black Eyed Peas and chick peas? Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but chick peas can only humus one...

Shaglene

Benefits...................

I've just had a woman on the doorstep for the last hour explaining the benefits of brown bread....Hovis witness.

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am going to meet up with a friend...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess....

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday, the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? The forecast for the...

Shaglene

Elephants......................

Q What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? A Elephants are grey and grapes are green. ________________________________________________ Q What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants...

Chipchopper

Its Only Makebelieve

My wife couldn't believe me when I said I could make a car using spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta...

Smowball

Really Irritating Cough.

A few days ago I developed this really dry cough - once I start I can’t stop for ages. I took a Covid test which is negative, but this cough is still driving me mad. I’m taking over the counter cough...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I learnt today that cat ladies don't like living in Nepal, but cat men do.

Chipchopper

What The......

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender says, "what will it be" and the dog says, "I'll have a dry Martini with an olive please" the barman is amazed and says, "holy smoke, a talking dog, you could...

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, this week is flying by. I hope that yu are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, Do you have anything planned for today? Todays forecast for the capital is...

Chipchopper

Going Down

The only passenger on a 747 flight, was a criminal who used his flying skills as a bargaining chip, to land the plane safely, in return for his freedom. It was so Con-Decending...

HFJL2020

Plums

my plum tree has lots of plums but the prob is i opened up about 20 a maggot in each one how do they get there

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Dad Joke Of The Day

Good Morning Early Birds

Does The Advice About Pouring Hot Water To Clear A Frozen Car Windscreen In 5He Winter (To Avoid Cracking) Apply To Pouring Cold Water Onto A Hot Dusty Windscreen In The Summer ?

Good Morning Early Birds

Is There A Ban On Single Use B B Qs?

I Want Bigger Strawberries!

Electrical Failure

Dad Joke Of The Day

Benefits...................

Good Morning Early Birds

Dad Joke Of The Day

Good Morning Early Birds

Elephants......................

Its Only Makebelieve

Really Irritating Cough.

Dad Joke Of The Day

What The......

Good Morning Early Birds

Going Down

Plums

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