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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife asked me "is it just me or is the dog getting fat?" Apparently "it's just you" isn't the right answer....
06:03 Wed 10th Aug 202212 answers, last by wolf63 13:47 Wed 10th Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, how time flies. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I may have lunch in the park,...
03:26 Wed 10th Aug 202225 answers, last by emmie 07:10 Wed 10th Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday and the days are rolling by, I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing in the calendar but...
03:31 Tue 09th Aug 202269 answers, last by Canary42 12:33 Tue 09th Aug 2022
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Chipchopper

Courgetes

At least, one plant has done well this year and is producing lots of babies, but what I don't understand is, how do the flowers manage to get pollinated before the male and female flowers have even...
06:08 Tue 09th Aug 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:48 Tue 09th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I really hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves....
05:53 Mon 08th Aug 202215 answers, last by Patsy33 12:43 Mon 08th Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a food shop being delivered 9-10,...
03:33 Mon 08th Aug 202253 answers, last by DTCwordfan 09:15 Mon 08th Aug 2022
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Bobbisox1

The Worst Song To Make The Charts

My Ding a Ling ,utter ….??? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wiCSSIEUukk...
19:42 Sat 06th Aug 2022159 answers, last by TheWinner 17:10 Mon 05th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning Sunday already, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a phone call from my friend in NI at 10am, then I...
03:38 Sun 07th Aug 202241 answers, last by emmie 07:39 Sun 07th Aug 2022
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maggiebee

Daft Definitions

Pantry - The room where you keep your underwear. Pants - What underwear does on a long run up a steep hill. Parachute - A double-barrelled shotgun. Paradox - Two doctors. Pasteurise - Too far to see....
10:06 Fri 05th Aug 202223 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:07 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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1ozzy

Why Does..

.. the Norwegian navy have black lines on the side of their ships? So they can Scandinavian...
07:24 Sat 06th Aug 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 16:16 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Smoking will kill you… bacon will kill you… and yet, smoking bacon will cure it....
06:03 Sat 06th Aug 20228 answers, last by Spicerack 12:35 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? Sadly I being plagued by mice...
03:38 Sat 06th Aug 202264 answers, last by murraymints 07:27 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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ladybirder

A Hosepipe Ban Coming Into Force In My Area.

Anyone else? A week today ours starts but I am shocked to find that because I have a Blue Badge I am exempt so I can water my garden. I wonder if someone will report me if they see me doing it. Ha!...
09:38 Fri 05th Aug 202220 answers, last by Cloverjo 16:29 Fri 05th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I had to leave the pub last night as my friends upset me. They all told me I was fat. They kept saying you're round....
05:54 Fri 05th Aug 202212 answers, last by Khandro 15:04 Fri 05th Aug 2022
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Canary42

No Fishing

One morning after fishing from his boat in the lake, a man returns to the shore and decides to take a nap at the lakeside. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out,...
22:24 Thu 04th Aug 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 05:46 Fri 05th Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday the end of the working week for some, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? The forecast for the capital is 24c...
03:47 Fri 05th Aug 202237 answers, last by emmie 06:59 Fri 05th Aug 2022
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Chipchopper

Health Drink?

I searched far and wide to find out what the health giving benefits were for drinking Doctor Pepper, and what kind of doctor was he ?. Apparently he was a Fizzician...
08:33 Thu 04th Aug 20229 answers, last by finchloe121 13:10 Fri 12th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I have a dog to provide me with unconditional love, but I also have a cat to remind me that I don’t deserve it. It’s all about balance....
06:11 Thu 04th Aug 20228 answers, last by Patsy33 20:07 Thu 04th Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the days do fly by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing in the calendar but it...
03:44 Thu 04th Aug 202234 answers, last by emmie 07:35 Thu 04th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted....
05:54 Wed 03rd Aug 20227 answers, last by Canary42 18:48 Wed 03rd Aug 2022

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