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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a food shop coming at 9am so there is...
03:25 Wed 03rd Aug 202232 answers, last by Bobbisox1 07:12 Wed 03rd Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What did the man with dyslexia order at his local Italian restaurant? Tapas....
06:06 Tue 02nd Aug 20228 answers, last by Ken4155 08:44 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
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maggiebee

Moo

What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk? None - there is udder silence....
10:29 Mon 01st Aug 202215 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:02 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, the days are rolling by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today. I have some chores to do, but...
03:22 Tue 02nd Aug 202237 answers, last by murraymints 07:27 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I need a change of career, and can't decide whether to be a hairdresser or a short story writer. I'll toss a coin. Heads or tales....
05:40 Mon 01st Aug 20226 answers, last by jno 11:46 Mon 01st Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday the beginning of a new month, and the start of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I...
03:38 Mon 01st Aug 202228 answers, last by emmie 07:20 Mon 01st Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for it....
05:51 Sun 31st Jul 202214 answers, last by William51 17:47 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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1ozzy

I Bought..

..A book from Ikea https://ibb.co/ftSt8VQ...
03:36 Sun 31st Jul 20229 answers, last by William51 17:59 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, hasn't this week gone quickly, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a weekly phone call from my...
03:32 Sun 31st Jul 202262 answers, last by emmie 07:33 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Jokes about feet are corny, but jokes about eyes are cornea.
05:14 Sat 30th Jul 202217 answers, last by piggynose 15:37 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have to wait in this...
03:41 Sat 30th Jul 202240 answers, last by emmie 07:38 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I set my son the task of learning the alphabet in Morse code. He came to me after a few hours and said "did it Da Da"...
05:33 Fri 29th Jul 20226 answers, last by William51 15:40 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday already, the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing...
03:23 Fri 29th Jul 202237 answers, last by emmie 07:22 Fri 29th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I was just thinking, I've never finished a painting. I've got a black belt in partial arts....
06:07 Thu 28th Jul 202210 answers, last by Patsy33 08:50 Thu 28th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A genie offered to make any wish come true. I said I just wanted to be happy. Now I'm really short, live in the woods with six other men and mine diamonds all day long....
06:24 Wed 27th Jul 20229 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:00 Thu 28th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the days are rolling by. I hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you any plans for today? I have a food shop coming at 9am, so...
03:22 Thu 28th Jul 202264 answers, last by emmie 07:18 Thu 28th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek and the days are rolling by. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am still house bound to some...
03:30 Wed 27th Jul 202231 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:03 Wed 27th Jul 2022
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Chipchopper

Trouble In The Utility Room

I've been wrongly accusing my washing machine of shrinking all my cloths. It turns out, it was the fridge all along....
05:20 Tue 26th Jul 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 05:29 Tue 26th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? A mate is dropping by later with...
03:31 Tue 26th Jul 202275 answers, last by emmie 07:14 Tue 26th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It's unthinkable....
05:57 Mon 25th Jul 20226 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:58 Mon 25th Jul 2022

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