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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, the days are going fast. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you any plans for today? I am posting somewhat earlier today, as i...
03:18 Tue 12th Jul 202241 answers, last by anneasquith 09:10 Tue 12th Jul 2022
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Rondy

The Zoo

One day long ago, a Czechoslovakian came to visit his friend in the UK. When asked what he wanted to see the Czechoslovakian replied, "I would like to see one of the zoos in England." To his delight,...
13:49 Mon 11th Jul 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 17:20 Mon 11th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I didn't understand when my wife said I was holding the bag of pasta upside down. Then the penne dropped....
05:52 Mon 11th Jul 202216 answers, last by mallyh 12:50 Mon 11th Jul 2022
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Chipchopper

Butterfly Bush

My Buddleia bush, which has been in full bloom, for a couple of weeks and would normally be a hive of activity, with bees and butterflies. This year, I have not seen a single bee or butterfly on it....
05:21 Thu 07th Jul 202215 answers, last by haras2 20:38 Mon 11th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday already and the start of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? The...
03:19 Mon 11th Jul 202284 answers, last by emmie 07:20 Mon 11th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, where has this week gone. I hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? The weather forecast for the...
03:34 Sun 10th Jul 202265 answers, last by anneasquith 08:55 Sun 10th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Have you noticed that several formula one drivers have names of Scottish towns? Stirling Moss Eddie Irvine Lewis Hamilton Ayr Town Centre...
06:59 Sat 09th Jul 202211 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:30 Sat 09th Jul 2022
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Chipchopper

Shed Load

A lorry has shed its load of strawberries on the motorway. Jams are expected...
06:02 Sat 09th Jul 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 12:01 Sat 09th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already, the weekend is here, i hope that you are all in good health, if not then you have my sympathy, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a...
03:43 Sat 09th Jul 202239 answers, last by emmie 07:50 Sat 09th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I just rang the council to ask permission to have a skip outside my house. "Go for it fatty" she said "you could use the exercise"....
05:56 Fri 08th Jul 202217 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:37 Fri 08th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday already, the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you any plans for today? the forecast for the...
03:15 Fri 08th Jul 202286 answers, last by emmie 11:35 Fri 08th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The difference between men and women is that if a woman asks you to smell something, it is usually nice.
05:46 Thu 07th Jul 202210 answers, last by Arksided 10:01 Thu 07th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the week is rolling along, i hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am about even earlier than normal as...
03:18 Thu 07th Jul 202264 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:06 Thu 07th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Apparently tequila probably won't save your life, but it's worth a shot.
05:50 Wed 06th Jul 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 09:06 Wed 06th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, time certainly flies, i hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? The forecast for the...
03:15 Wed 06th Jul 202274 answers, last by murraymints 08:00 Wed 06th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife asked if I knew any tennis puns. I replied "They're really not my forte, love."...
06:22 Tue 05th Jul 202214 answers, last by Bazile 11:19 Tue 05th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you anything planned for today? Apart from having to go to the post office to return an item,...
03:34 Tue 05th Jul 202255 answers, last by murraymints 07:08 Tue 05th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My inflatable house got a puncture last night. Now I'm living in a flat....
06:14 Mon 04th Jul 202217 answers, last by Arksided 16:16 Mon 04th Jul 2022
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megfitz

Spirea Leaf Colour Change

My Spirea “Anthony Wareter” has grown and flowered very happily for the last several years, usual pruning, mulching care , but this year half the bush although full of flower has leaves that are much...
22:36 Sun 03rd Jul 20222 answers, last by megfitz 12:57 Mon 04th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday and the start of the working week for some. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today?...
03:34 Mon 04th Jul 202265 answers, last by William51 07:24 Mon 04th Jul 2022

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