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emmie
morning, Monday and start of the working week for some, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you anything planned for today? I have nothing in the calendar,...
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Hopkirk
I caught my son chewing an electrical cable, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
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Rondy
A chap from Limerick is about to visit London for the first time. When one of his elderly neighbours, Mrs Dunn, hears of this she asks him, "Sure, would you mind calling in to see my son when you're...
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emmie
morning, Sunday already, where do the days go - i hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have my weekly phone call with my...
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Hopkirk
The man who invented Strepsils has died. Apparently there will be no coffin at his funeral....
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emmie
morning, Saturday and the weekend is here, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have anything planned for today? The forecast for the capital is 26c...
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Hopkirk
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down the prison wall. I thought that's a little condescending....
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maggiebee
Went into the art gallery to admire the paintings. One made a particular impression on me, it was called the Hay wain. A lady next to me was also looking closely at it. “Beautiful, isn’t it?” I said ....
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emmie
morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some, I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? Todays forecast for the...
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tiggerblue10
https://ibb.co/7rDsJp9 Noticed it on the school run a few days ago....
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emmie
morning, Thursday already and the week is flying by, i hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have to wait in this morning for the pest...
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emmie
morning, Wednesday midweek already, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a food delivery at 9 or so to sort...
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emmie
morning, Tuesday and the days are flying by, I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a good one, do you have anything planned for today? I am hoping the forecast for the capital is...
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abbeyleigh
I've got a table booked for both of them before thr concert Saturday buy dont know which to go to
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Hopkirk
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house The difference is staggering....
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emmie
morning, Monday and the start of the working week for some, i hope that you are all in good health, and your day is a pleasant one, do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing in the...
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emmie
morning, Sunday already, where does the time go, i hope you are all in good health and that your day is a good one. Do you have anything planned for today? My friend in NI will be calling me at 10.00...
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emmie
morning, Saturday already and the weekend is here, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Do you have any plans for today? I am meeting up with a friend for coffee...
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Hopkirk
Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? Only if you aim it well enough....
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emmie
morning, Friday already, the week has just flown by, i hope you are as well as can be, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today?...

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