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Hopkirk
I just lost my job as a landscape gardener. They said I was a little rough around the hedges....
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the days are whizzing by, I hope that you are all in good health, if not you have my sympathy, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a...
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Hopkirk
A man goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, I think I'm going deaf" The doc says "Can you describe the symptoms?" The man replies "Yes, Homer is yellow and fat, and Marge has blue hair"...
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emmie
morning, Wednesday and midweek already, the time just flies, I hope you are all keeping well and that your day is a good one, have you anything special planned for today? the forecast for the capital...
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Hopkirk
Doctor: Quick, he's losing a lot of blood. He needs a transfusion. What's his blood type? Nurse: B positive Doctor: I'm trying, but he's lost a lot of blood....
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emmie
morning, Tuesday already, the days are certainly flying by, i hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, have you anything special planned for today?...
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emmie
morning, Monday already, back to work for some of you, i hope you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one, do you have anything planned for today? I enjoyed the festivities over the...
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Hopkirk
I have a chicken proof lawn. It's impeckable....
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emmie
morning, Sunday already, where has the time gone, it's the last day of the Queens Platinum Jubilee and let's hope it's a good one. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a...
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emmie
morning, Saturday already and the days are rolling along, the festivities continue for the Queens Platinum Jubilee. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a special one, anyone...
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Hopkirk
My mate said to me "Can you tell me what you call someone from Corsica?" I said "Cors-i-can!"....
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Hopkirk
What is another name for an owl's beak? Who knows?...
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emmie
morning, Friday already, The Queens Platinum Jubilee, have you enjoyed it so far, i thought the Trooping of the Colour splendid and the fly past magnificent. I hope you are all in good health and that...
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Rondy
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Toxteth and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny...
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emmie
morning, Thursday and the beginning of the Queens Platinum Jubilee celebrations, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a good one, are you doing anything special today? the...
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Hopkirk
What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom....
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congo1_2
Is it ok to use E10 fuel in a Briggs & Stratton engine if I add a Ethanol fuel conditioner with stabiliser...
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Chipchopper
I have blue tits nesting in one of my box's with no les than ten eggs!
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emmie
morning, Wednesday midweek already, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a good one, do you have anything planned for today? A friend is going to phone me later to see if we can...
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-SharonA-
Ideally I'm looking to plant something at the foot of my fence so that it grows upwards covering the fence. ( the fence is my neighbours & won't replace. It is tatty looking) I looked into phlox but...

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