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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A friend of mine went for an interview with an airline in Helsinki ten years ago, and he hasn't been seen since. He vanished into Finnair....
05:17 Mon 27th Jun 202212 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:53 Mon 27th Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday already and the start of the working week for some of you. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you anything planned for today? I have a food...
03:15 Mon 27th Jun 202252 answers, last by emmie 07:22 Mon 27th Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Two wind turbines standing in a field near Glastonbury. One says "What sort of music do you like?" The other replies "I'm a huge metal fan"....
07:49 Sun 26th Jun 20222 answers, last by Spicerack 07:58 Sun 26th Jun 2022
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1ozzy

I Just Learnt

If you tip your canoe over it can become head wear. It's cap sized....
07:26 Sun 26th Jun 20226 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:32 Sun 26th Jun 2022
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Canary42

Eating Out

I ordered [i] Fish in a Herb Sauce [i] at the restaurant this evening. It wasn't very nice so I was going to send it back but I wasn’t sure if it was the thyme or the plaice....
23:39 Sat 25th Jun 20229 answers, last by Spicerack 07:54 Sun 26th Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, where do the days go, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am meeting a friend for a...
03:20 Sun 26th Jun 202260 answers, last by emmie 08:01 Sun 26th Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My mate has a new girlfriend, who works on the bin lorries. The trouble is he can never remember if he's taking her out on Wednesday or Thursday....
06:50 Sat 25th Jun 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 11:02 Sat 25th Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend is here, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have nothing in the calendar as such, but will...
03:16 Sat 25th Jun 202256 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:03 Sat 25th Jun 2022
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pastafreak

Outdoor Ferns Indoors?

I bought 2 small ferns yesterday, not realising they are hardy ferns for outside. I live in a flat. The ferns are a Hart's tongue, and a common polypody. My indoor ferns do well in my shaded east...
11:00 Thu 23rd Jun 20225 answers, last by pastafreak 09:52 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was a one night stand....
06:04 Fri 24th Jun 20229 answers, last by Smowball 08:34 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Chipchopper

Leaky Rain Butt

Does anyone know how to keep an old oak barrel watertight ?
20:59 Wed 22nd Jun 20228 answers, last by William51 07:59 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday already and the end of the working week for some, I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I only have a few chores...
03:36 Fri 24th Jun 202294 answers, last by emmie 07:20 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Khandro

Drinking Beer Directly From The Bottle

Isn't it a disgusting, ugly & filthy habit? It seems to be now the norm now, even with women, in American movies. Surely no AnswerBankers would do such a thing .... err, would they? Where did it come...
06:36 Thu 23rd Jun 202284 answers, last by sandra4444 07:59 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow "Do you mind if I say a word?" The widow replies "Please do" "Bargain" he says. She says "Thanks, that means a great deal"...
05:59 Thu 23rd Jun 202211 answers, last by Ken4155 16:39 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the week is rolling along. I hope you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? The forecast for the capital is a heady...
03:37 Thu 23rd Jun 202271 answers, last by emmie 07:13 Thu 23rd Jun 2022
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cleoval

Growing Lettuce/Endive For Beginners.?

hi i am a beginner to growing veg. i want to grow lettuce/Endive from seeds in planters. What do i use in the planters please for success.? Do i use multi purpose compost. ? Thanks.
22:14 Mon 20th Jun 20222 answers, last by Redhelen72 07:32 Wed 22nd Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My cat has just eaten three mallards. He's a duck filled fatty puss....
05:47 Wed 22nd Jun 202213 answers, last by Patsy33 09:26 Wed 22nd Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday mid week already, i hope that you are as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Do you have anything planned for today. I am going to Moorfields eye hospital, after...
03:21 Wed 22nd Jun 202253 answers, last by DTCwordfan 06:56 Wed 22nd Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Some people say filling animals with helium is wrong. I say whatever floats your goat....
05:44 Tue 21st Jun 202217 answers, last by zebo 19:47 Tue 21st Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already and the days are rolling on, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have thing planned for today? I have a food shop coming at 9 or...
03:52 Tue 21st Jun 202251 answers, last by Smowball 07:37 Tue 21st Jun 2022

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