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zabado
I'm growing a few sprouts for the winter and I've noticed that they're starting to produce unusual shoots from where the sprouts normally come from (ie between the main stem and the leaf). They look...
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Hopkirk
My uncle has been taken into hospital with abdominal pain. When they x-rayed him they could see six toy horses in his stomach. The doctors describe his condition as stable....
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Shaglene
Cliff Richard was in China when a fan came running up to him, shouting, "Criff! Criff! I'm ur biggest fan! Me ruv ur songs. My favourite is Ichy Sore Fanny." Cliff is a bit shocked and says that he...
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1ozzy
Fighting fires https://ibb.co/xDSkpSs...
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emmie
Morning, Sunday already hasn't this week flown by. I hope you are all well and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you any plans for today?
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Hopkirk
A shop assistant fought off a robber with a labelling gun. Police are looking for a man with a price on his head....
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emmie
Morning. Saturday and the weekend is here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you anything planned for today?...
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Hopkirk
My dog is called Shark. I'm not sure it was such a good idea to take him to the beach yesterday....
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Hazlinny
Small white daisies and clover have usually appeared in garden grass in Summer - this year, however, grass is covered in small, pretty, yellow daisy-like flowers (some of which are growing about 6-8...
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emmie
Morning Friday already. The end of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and your day is a good one. Do you have any plans for today?...
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sandyRoe
https://photos.app.goo.gl/xLPp6gw6TGiwo4Bx7...
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Prudie
I'm hoping someone knows more than me, I know a bumble and honey bee and can distinguish a wasp and hover fly but: Yesterday one of my cats was stung in the flower beds. Her foot and leg came up...
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barry1010
Can't believe it is 50 years since I watched this in the cinema, once seen never forgotten. Nice article in the DM, take it with a pinch of salt, though...
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Hopkirk
I went into a shop and asked "can I have a bottle of shampoo please" The assistant said "extra volume? "CAN I HAVE A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO PLEASE!"...
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Smowball
Had rather a lot to drink last night so when I got to the foot of the stairs I carefully took off my clothes and shoes before I crept up them so that I wouldn’t wake up my husband. I’d forgotten I was...
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the days are going fast. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one - Do you have any plans for today? I am off to see the family, which i...
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Hopkirk
I've left my job in a shoe recycling factory. It was sole destroying....
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emmie
morning, wednesday midweek already, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a very pleasant one. Do you have thing planned for today? I have to finish packing and making sure i...
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Chipchopper
A very nervous, first time passenger aboard a cruise ship liner, met the captain at the welcome reception and asked, "do ships like this very often sink?" Captain: "No, It's usually just the once"...
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Hopkirk
The man who invented wordsearch has died. His funeral will be held next TTISVPGKMP HJGUONQUXJ NMONDAYWZ BATKTENOPG HCVNKOTDIM...

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