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emmie
morning, Saturday already and the weekend starts here, I hope you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one, do you have anything planned for today?...
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emmie
morning, Friday already, the end of the working week for some of you, i hope you are all in good health, if not then you have my sympathy, and that your day is a good one, do you have any plans for...
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Hopkirk
I took a test last week to see if I could become an insect inspector. I think I will get the job, as I boxed all the right ticks....
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emmie
morning, Thursday and the days are rolling by, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one, do you have anything planned for today? The forecast here is for a high of...
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alien77
Is there another planet identical to Earth?
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Hopkirk
I work as a lifeguard. It's my job to actively fight natural selection....
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emmie
morning, Wednesday, midweek already and the days are rolling by, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have anything planned for today?...
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emmie
morning, Tuesday and the days are going fast, I hope you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have anything planned for today? -...
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emmie
morning, Monday already, the start of the working week for some, I hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a good one, do you have anything planned for today? I have a food shop...
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emmie
morning, Sunday and the weekend is flying by, I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a good one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a phone call from my friend in NI...
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Hopkirk
OCD. I've checked three or four hundred times, and I definitely don't have it.
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Shaglene
A little Indian boy asked his father how Red Indian children got their names. The father said, "When your sister was born, I looked out of the tepee and saw an elk running so I called her Running Elk....
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emmie
morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here, I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have anything planned for today? I am meeting up with a friend for...
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Hopkirk
My new girlfriend asked me what I do for a job, and I told her I work in a bowling alley. She said "Ten pin?" "No, it's a permanent position" I told her....
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Shaglene
Congratulations to Ukraine for winning the 2022 competition next week.
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emmie
Morning, Friday already, the end of the working week for some, I hope that you are all in good health, if not then my sympathies are with you. And that you have as good a day as possible, do you have...
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Hopkirk
I saw this bloke who was a cross between an ostrich and a serial killer. He was always burying other people’s heads in the sand...
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Shaglene
3. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around. 4. Why is there a 'D' in fridge but not in refrigerator. 5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made....
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the days are rolling by, i hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have any plans for today?...
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Hopkirk
I just found out that rubbish collectors don't get any training to do the job. They just pick things up as they go along....

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