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Chipchopper

Keep Calm...

A friend of mine gets in an awful state, when trying to organise his wardrobe. I think he could do with some 'anger management...
05:59 Sat 20th Aug 202213 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:11 Sat 20th Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend rolls around. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? The decorator is dropping off the paints...
03:33 Sat 20th Aug 202261 answers, last by Arksided 08:31 Sat 20th Aug 2022
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Bobbisox1

Plans For The Weekend?

What’s yours? We’re going to Bedale tomorrow with the in-laws to see sail’s new great granddaughter ( she has two) so it was double gifts as I couldn’t for just the new arrival...
12:06 Fri 19th Aug 202231 answers, last by Vijayiyer25 11:59 Fri 26th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off....
05:33 Fri 19th Aug 20229 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:48 Fri 19th Aug 2022
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Chipchopper

Still Hazzy After All These Years

I went to a seafood disco party last night, I think I pulled a mussel!
07:56 Fri 19th Aug 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:21 Fri 19th Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? Todays forecast for...
03:35 Fri 19th Aug 202283 answers, last by lady-janine 08:44 Fri 19th Aug 2022
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Shaglene

Think Of A Number..............

Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. . . . . . . . . . . ....
18:09 Wed 17th Aug 20222 answers, last by dustypuss 17:54 Thu 18th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I dreamt last night that I was swimming in an ocean of fizzy orange. It took me a while to realise it was a Fanta sea....
08:10 Thu 18th Aug 20223 answers, last by mallyh 08:42 Thu 18th Aug 2022
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hairygrape

Conkers

My son has just come home with a load of spike laden horse chestnut husks. He has asked when he can cut them open to reveal a conker - he knows that right now, they just contain a white nut. The husks...
21:07 Wed 17th Aug 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:29 Thu 18th Aug 2022
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jennyjoan

Doggy Eating Furniture

Met an old lady friend of mine (90) but brilliant and her daughter who is a little down - has had some nervous breakdowns (daughter) in the local mall. Daughter was saying she has now a little dog but...
00:58 Thu 18th Aug 20229 answers, last by janeroselly 13:05 Sun 28th Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the end of the working week looms. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you anything planned for today? The decorator will be...
03:33 Thu 18th Aug 202234 answers, last by emmie 07:38 Thu 18th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My boss said he wanted a one to one meeting with me. I asked at what time? He replied "12.59 of course"...
05:54 Wed 17th Aug 20225 answers, last by jno 11:11 Wed 17th Aug 2022
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goodgoalie

Paxman To Step Down

Jeremy Paxman is stepping down as host of University Challenge after 28 years .Any thoughts on who might replace him? Oh please, just not Sandi Toksvig!...
11:57 Tue 16th Aug 2022133 answers, last by douglas9401 18:48 Fri 19th Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, how time flies, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a somewhat busy day as i...
03:28 Wed 17th Aug 202223 answers, last by bednobs 08:22 Wed 17th Aug 2022
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RocW

Sunshine Squashes

My sunshine squashes produce 4 or 5 male flowers, without a female in sight, the a couple of females by which time the males have died. I'm wondering if I can produce a sort of horticultural sperm...
10:47 Tue 16th Aug 20223 answers, last by RocW 10:11 Wed 17th Aug 2022
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Bobbisox1

It Worked,Going Naked On The Front Lawn At Midnight And Doing The Rain Dance To This

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OagZjCc20AQ We now have a steady downpour, yeahhhhh...
09:15 Tue 16th Aug 202238 answers, last by roopower 20:04 Tue 16th Aug 2022
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Chipchopper

Say No More

My boss said, "have a nice day". So I went home...
06:18 Tue 16th Aug 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 08:18 Tue 16th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The hotel I stayed at during my holiday had a chess convention. A load of the delegates were sitting by the reception area swapping stories of games they had played. I do love chess nuts boasting in...
05:50 Tue 16th Aug 20228 answers, last by mallyh 17:34 Tue 16th Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday and the days are flying by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am off to Moorfields eye hospital...
03:39 Tue 16th Aug 202234 answers, last by Peter Pedant 10:32 Tue 16th Aug 2022
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Rondy

Coffee

Paddy is fitting a kitchen in a posh house when the woman asks him if he'd like something to drink. Paddy accepts and soon after the woman brings him a mug of coffee. "Excellent coffee, to be sure,"...
05:35 Mon 15th Aug 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 05:48 Mon 15th Aug 2022

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