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Hopkirk
Is it OK that I start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or does that make me a bad teacher?
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emmie
morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have nothing in the calendar, but that...
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Hopkirk
"I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee" "Relax, you are two tents"...
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emmie
morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a food...
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calda49
Due to building works I have had to transplant a Hypericum (St John's Wort) shrub, and it is not doing well. I waited until it had finished flowering and it had berries on it, and watered it every day...
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Hopkirk
Living in Buckinghamshire is never having to say you are Surrey.
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, where do the days go. I hope that you are in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? It should be the last day for the decorator,...
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Hopkirk
I've started a dating app for farmyard animals, but to be honest I'm struggling to make hens meet.
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emmie
morning, Wednesday Midweek, and the days are flying by, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? The decorating is almost...
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Hopkirk
I have an irrational fear of German sausages. I fear the wurst.
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emmie
morning Tuesday already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? My decorator is getting on well and the...
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emmie
morning, Monday and the working week starts for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? The decorator will be...
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Hopkirk
I like to play chess with old men in the park. Mind you, it’s hard to find 32 of them....
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davebro
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-62626292 Blimey! The dad jokes on here are better than that....
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Impret-Sir
Not the most attractive I think, but I am fed up with replacing the conventional wooden ones every few years when the bottoms rot. I just wondered if anyone here could give me a ball park guide for...
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Maydup
What do we think we’ll be short of in a few weeks time as a result of the 8 day strike at Felixstowe? Not that I shall panic buy of course!...
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Hopkirk
My Irish friend bounces off the walls on the way home from the pub. His name? Rick O'Shea....
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Bobbisox1
https://ibb.co/NNLb3MC...
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Hopkirk
I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon, Neil before me.
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emmie
morning, Sunday already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am meeting a friend for coffee later on...

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