I have been given a short video sequence by a medical consultant for use on my charity's website but he would like me to add a copyright message on it. Is there an easy piece of free software that...
A man diagnosed with the potentially pre-cancerous condition, Barrett’s Oesophagus, is prescribed Omeprazole. A few days later, he returns and says the drug makes him hallucinate and he keeps...
A rare side effect has been found for some people taking Ranitidine that only occurs at midwinter when their fingernails undergoa growth spur. You'd better watch out, Zantac claws are coming to town....
I hate Microsoft. Why do I always have to restart the computer whenever I have to install the new security patches? It never seems to be right afterwards. I use a laptop (Win7 Home premium SP 1) which...
Rectum - Damn near killed 'em Red blood count - Dracula Rheumatic - Amorous Saline - Where you go on your boyfriend's boat Scar - Rolled tobacco leaf Secretion - Hiding something Seizure - Roman...
Leper: A wild cat Malaria: Shopping place Mammogram - A telegram to your Mama Medical staff: A doctor's cane Minor Operation - Coal digging Morbid - A higher offer Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates...
Ganglia - A very tall thin person Genes - Blue denim slacks Genital - Not Jewish Genotype - The kind of girl Gino likes GI tract: American soldiers' route march Grippe - Suit case Hangnail - Coat hook...
Cardiac Arrest – Take intocustody for stealing an American car Carpal - Someone you drive to work with Castrate - Market price for setting a fracture Cat scan: Searching for a kitty Cauterize:...
Acute: Opposite of an ugly Adenoma - What you say to your mother when you don't know the answer Aerobe - A garment worn around the house Alimentary - What Holmes said to Watson Anally - Occurring...
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade...
Dylan is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and is giving him a big 'hello' . He is rather taken aback that such a looker...
Frequently when I wake my laptop up, for some reason the mouse pointer has been replaced by a magnifying glass symbol instead of the usual pointer. I have to go into control panel to change it back. I...
Harlez-vous francais? ..... Can you drive a French motorcycle? Repondez s'il vous plaid ..... Honk if you're Scots. Que sera serf ..... Life is feudal. Monage a trois ..... I am three years old....
Caviar Emptor - Beware of the fish. Carp Diem - Seize the fish. Veni, Vidi, Fishy - I came, I saw, I fished. Cod Erat Demonstrandum - Proving the fish. Squid pro quo - Done a fishy deal. Tempus...
Coup de grace - A lawn mower. La deviation pour chauffeur de camion - My driver likes camels. Moi aussi - I am an Australian. Pas de deux - Father of twins Mange tout - You're pretty mangy yourself....
Polygon - My parrot’s flown away Politician - This parrot uses sound bites Political - Try to make parrot mentioned above, laugh Polytechnic - Where parrots play with Lego Polyps - mouth on a...
Anatomy - something that everybody has but somehow looks better on a girl Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and prefers to do both. Mistress - something between a mister and a...
111. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they'd be baguls. 112. Fred Penn lives with his two aunties who run a cafe in the local town. The cafe is famous for its variety of...
101. Employees of the local 10-pun bowling club have gone on STRIKE, leaving the management in diSPARE. Staff say they want to live life in the fast LANE, but have been treated like TURKEYs and left...
