I have just been informed that as a result of Dating Websites, some men, having realised that they have dated a "dog" go to the toilet half way through the evening and disappear out of the back door....
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a...
My friend applied to a major supermarket a while ago that was due to open saying she would work in any position vacant. She never got a reply and when it opened last week nearly every position on the...
I went to the doctors last week and they think I have anemia. I am to go back for blood tests at the end of the week. However, over the last few days I have noticed my symptoms have got a bit worse....
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a...
Hi to everyone who showed an interest in my earlier posting in February, just thought I would post an update on whats happening. I had a successful mastectomy on 11th march and was discharged on 16th...
I had a bit too much to drink Friday night and was sick all over my bedroom carpet. Now I can not get the smell of sick out of the bedroom. I have tried cleaning the carpet twice, once with 1001...
"quitting" after ten years,well you would get tired sitting on a sofa for ten years.she will still be sitting on the sofa when shes gone except she wont be getting paid for it.will you miss her
Hi, does anyone know if Private healthcare insurance also covers pregnancy and childbirth? I think we have a Platinum package with Axa PPP but cannot locate the policy, because partner just loses...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/music/newsid _7776000/7776942.stm Is this the largest slice of humble pie ever to be eaten? In the documentary he did a couple of years ago when he was up and Take...
I have a two bed end terrace with 6 radiators and i am thinking of having a combi boiler system installed. However, there are so many different boilers out there that i keep getting conflicting info...
worried as i keep getting black lines on the out side of my eyes just been looking at the sky which is a lvly blue but started seeing black minute spots floating all over like little flys wat is it...
Today I have been for a first contact lenses consultation at Specsavers. I can feel all the time that I've got them in, and since I've been wearing this first pair my eyes keep varying between being...
I recently sold an item on Ebay - the buyer could'nt pay by Paypal (which I use all the time) so I asked her to send me an uncrossed postal order (this enables me to cash at post office and send item...
I am getting married next year and unfortunatley my partner and i have a very small budget. I am trying to do a lot of things myself i.e flowers, decorations etc. Can anyone give me any ideas of where...