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Olympic torch relays.......

I noticed quite a few flag/torch/badge sellers before the actual torch came through yesterday and they looked more like fairground stall holders, ie grubby looking. None of them had any ID badges,...
19:20 Sun 08th Jul 20122 answers, last by ELVIS68 20:47 Sun 08th Jul 2012
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New logo please.....

Ok Ed, the tennis has finished, can we have the Olympic rings up now please?
19:07 Sun 08th Jul 201227 answers, last by Maidup 19:45 Fri 27th Jul 2012
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Well done champ.....

What a great Wimbledon final. It was a tough match, but in the end, the best man won. Well done Serena....
18:53 Sun 08th Jul 20128 answers, last by Baldric 12:37 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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Guts and Balls.......

Here's the difference between having guts and having balls GUTS- is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being met at the staircase by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to...
22:23 Fri 29th Jun 20123 answers, last by craft1948 22:26 Fri 29th Jun 2012
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Oooo Arrrrr......

If I lived on a farm I would name my wireless network 'Get off my LAN!'
16:46 Fri 29th Jun 20124 answers, last by Celticv11 10:29 Sat 30th Jun 2012
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Knock Knock........

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Salt n Pepa. Oh right, the door's not locked. Just push it. Push it real good...
15:46 Thu 28th Jun 201211 answers, last by horseshoes 21:58 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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50 shades.......

I've written a book about a Rapper and his sunglasses collection. I'll probably call it 50 Shades of Dre....
09:25 Wed 27th Jun 20127 answers, last by B00 14:51 Wed 27th Jun 2012
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In hindsight......

Roy did well winning the group and taking the Italians to penalties but I can't help feeling if Harry was in charge he would've made the team play more attacking football with the players he had....
02:09 Mon 25th Jun 201212 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 10:24 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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Ashley Cole.......

Before the game they showed an interview with Ashley and Gabby Logan and her last question was " You've never scored for England, do you think that'll ever change?" Ashley replied "Nah...
23:19 Sun 24th Jun 20124 answers, last by Ann86 11:48 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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England win on pens.....

Oi Oi!
22:15 Sun 24th Jun 201224 answers, last by ELVIS68 22:48 Sun 24th Jun 2012
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Doctor Doctor.........

I went to the doctor and asked her to look at my penis. I said,"But you must promise not to laugh. "The doctor agreed but when I dropped my pants, she couldn't help but snigger. "I'm...
20:57 Fri 22nd Jun 20122 answers, last by tenrec 21:01 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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Bless you........

My wife said switching off her mothers life support machine was the most difficult thing ever. She's obviously never tried sneezing holding a full pint!...
23:25 Wed 20th Jun 20122 answers, last by tenrec 13:31 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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Goal line technology.......

After much consideration and thought, I really do feel that goal line technology would ruin the flow of the game.
22:02 Tue 19th Jun 201218 answers, last by Wharton 22:41 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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Ooh Arrrrr......

Four farmers taking turns to host dinner parties, Combine with me...
18:39 Tue 19th Jun 201210 answers, last by Wharton 19:21 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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Silence is golden.......

I accidentally put super glue in my wife's lip balm..... She's not speaking to me anymore...
22:55 Sat 16th Jun 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 10:17 Sun 17th Jun 2012
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Euro 2012 tent for sale.....

Roof's a bit saggy, it has no poles
22:02 Sat 16th Jun 20123 answers, last by ELVIS68 22:10 Sat 16th Jun 2012
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Outside Radio broadcasts.......

Listening to talksport radio and they have co-presenters, one in Poland, one in England and they chat away as if they are in the same studio, even taking calls, cricket, weather and traffic updates...
11:32 Sat 16th Jun 20124 answers, last by ChuckFickens 13:09 Sat 16th Jun 2012
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Rooney to start?.......,,

Will Roy let Rooney start against Ukraine or will he stay loyal with last nights players? My preference is keep him on the bench and bring him on in 2nd half if needed...
11:19 Sat 16th Jun 201213 answers, last by craft1948 15:26 Sat 16th Jun 2012
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Weight Watchers......

I tried to get onto the Weight Watchers website earlier. It came up saying "This page has insecure content". Must be all those cookies....
00:12 Sat 16th Jun 20125 answers, last by ELVIS68 16:21 Sat 16th Jun 2012
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Over chatty friends or neighbours.....

Do you have one? The ones that talk on and on and don't let you get a word in edgeways and your eyes glaze over just listening to them...
23:50 Fri 15th Jun 201211 answers, last by devil99 09:51 Sat 16th Jun 2012

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