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Every night at 3am, this Polish bloke stands in our street and sings "I Wanna Know What Love Is". Bloody Foreigner....
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England put up another lacklustre Liverpool like display against Sweden, Roy gets the sack and Harry takes over? Fantastic!...
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It's our wedding anniversary tomorrow and the missus just said to me...."I'm looking forward to going out for dinner tomorrow night" Not only is there no table booked, I'll be out watching...
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I played golf for the first time ever this morning. As I was about to take my first shot I noticed that there were several people in the clubhouse watching me. "Stay calm," I thought,...
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He's denied ever using drugs.... but he has admitted pedalling. I'll get me bike!...
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Beers are in the fridge, bets are on 3-0, 3-1, 3-2 to England...
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Some great music to be heard
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What are the odds?
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For someone who's been in the singing game 40 years or so, you'd have thought he'd be able to sing in tune?
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Can anyone tell me what this means please? بأالعربي...
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Was going to have a BBQ today but the rain put paid to that, looks like its rain all week! Anyone else's plans been ruined by the great British weather?...
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Are they worth the hassle? Just spent the weekend in Dorset, bro in law has a jet ski which cost over £10k, after picking it up from a lock up garage he then has to drive the trailer to the...
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Because of the current economic climate I can no longer enjoy my usual luxury sweets,..... all I can afford is 2 fruity-fizz dips and a swizzle stick. Looks like it really is a Double Dip recession....
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I hear The Bee Gees voices whenever I go in my garden. Maybe it's just the chive talking...
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We've been told that annual leave will not be granted during the Olympics unless we prove we have tickets for an event Is this allowed?...
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My wife's leaving me because because becauuuse .. My obsession with the wizard of oz...
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Being a Scarecrow isnt my favourite job.. But hay, its in my jeans....
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Chelsea have been forced to cancel today's victory parade after they realised that the bus they planned to use for it is still parked in front of their goal in Munich.
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The husband lay dying. The wife was by his bedside, he said in a tired voice,"there's something I must confess." "Shhh", said the wife, "there's nothing to confess,...

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