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... Today I went to try on my Wedding Dress (again) (not been properly asked yet but I wanted to see what was asked when I was asked in a drunken moment) I found it and today I went to take my gran...

237SJ

My Mum Update

My Mum died this afternoon at 1.40. Just thought I would post here for those who had commented on her situation.

magicmick

Poor Grandad

The computer swallowed Grandad, Yes honestly it's true! He pressed control and enter And he disappeared from view. It devoured him completely, The thought just made me squirm. He must have caught a...

cupid04

Two Blokes...

Two blokes talking about their wives. 'Last night my wife and her friend went to see an erotic movie,' one guy says. 'I hit the sack early but was awakened to see my wife standing there with a leather...

Gizmonster

A Little Experiment ............

This is NOT a test to see how good your punctuation is, but something else - which I shall reveal later ..... or it may well be revealed by others on here :) All I want you to do, is punctuate the...

tamborine

Keep It Going

What if the Rolling Stones got some satisfaction... keep it going...

4getmenot

Well Hello

Long time no see :-) How are we all?

lindapalmara

Dad

A daughter asks her father, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." Father...

nailit

Shortness Of Breath

I posted a question here on B&S a couple of weeks ago re: chest infection and cough that I'd had for a couple of weeks. I decided to 'ride it out' rather than take antibiotics. I still have a bit of a...

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

♥♥♥...

quizzywig

Coalition

Just watching this on Channel 4 and noticed Chris Larkin - had to look him up as he reminded me so much of Maggie Smith and yes, he is her son (from marriage to Robert Stephens) also brother to Toby...

marval

Developed

Botanists have developed a vegetable that eliminates the need to brush your teeth. Bristle sprouts....

marval

What Does?

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes....

ToraToraTora

F1......qualifying Screen Changes ...terrible!

The correct layout is qualifying session and time top middle. Driver times down left using driver short codes. Now they have some 5h!te display with pop up lists getting in the way and half the time...

excelsior-1

And So, The Publicity Is About To Begin

I am SO looking forward to this http://www.flickeringmyth.com/2015/03/first-spectre-trailer-landing-tomorrow.html...

kylesmum

What Is It About Jaffa Cakes....

or similar goodies you have to eat until finish? I've just wolfed a packet......I knew I would so didn't resist :) Everyone has an achilles heel...what's yours?...

Mamyalynne