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My Friend

my friend died in hospital last week cos we couldn't remember his blood type..."be positive"...."be positive" he kept saying,but its hard without him...

Patsy33

Ventriloquist

Apparently Ray Alan, the ventriloquist who died this week, was said to have committed suicide. The police found his body next to a bottle of pills and a gottle of geer....

vetuste_ennemi

Cover Versions?

Not always rubbish. Would Mr Porter have approved this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS8fcsf8asI...

Patsy33

I've Been Asked

I've been asked to take part in a crime scene reconstruction of a murdered campanologist for Crimewatch. Apparently I'm a dead ringer....

marval

That Is How It Is Done.

A few years ago, there was a Mensa Convention in San Francisco, and several members lunched at a local cafe. While dining, they discovered that their saltshaker contained pepper and their pepper...

youngmafbog

Surely This Has To Stop?

Enough is enough, they contribute nothing, in fact are detrimental to society. Still hopefully when we leave the EU at least these free loading pond lives should be kept out....

Bazile

Beep Beep

My sister bet me a hundred pounds that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta !...

Patsy33

Just Witnessed

Just witnessed an Apple store get robbed, police have detained me as an iWitness....

sapelesam

Thought I would watch a bit of US Open, Federer playing Nadal, forgot about Rafa's affectations, that man really needs some professional help. I could just about tolerate the bum picking but he's just...