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marval

A Roman

A Roman fighter consumed his wife. He said he was glad 'e ate 'er....

Berniecuddles2

Cold Turkey

I was addicted to sex so I decided to go cold turkey. Now I've been banned from all Iceland shops.

Patsy33

For Sale

For Sale: Replica Fisherman's Knife (Made To Scale)....

Patsy33

Strange Craving

I've developed a craving of pouring fabric conditioner over my food. The doctor said it's just comfort eating..

-SharonA-

Burglar Bill

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!”...

Patsy33

My Mate

My mate came from a broken home, his dad was a shocker at DIY....

goodlife

Is This Economic System Harsh And Unfair?

Young people search in vain for employment. Many risk their lives to move to more prosperous lands.....

Berniecuddles2

At The Doc's!

A woman weightlifter goes to the doc's: "I've been taking steroids, & now I've grown a cock" "Anabolic" says the Doctor "No just a cock!"...

Berniecuddles2

Drugs

I think my wife sells drugs? As I was leaving the phone rang. When I answered it the bloke on the other end said "has that dope gone yet?"...

cupid04

Mr Tickle

Mr Tickle wanted to marry the girl of his dreams. Sadly, Tess was reluctant to take on his surname!...

-SharonA-

Lost Luggage

I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage, but I lost the case!!

mikey4444

Police Dashcam: 'we Only Kill Black People'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/41118415/us-police-dashcam-we-only-kill-black-people Well, at least he admitted it I suppose. One more idiot American cop off the road....

ToraToraTora

Oh Dear.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-41123148 Not sure what's worse, getting caught drink driving or getting caught doing it in a beetle! Where's the Lambo son?...

webbo3

Nothing Short Of Sexual Assualt

Imagine if a man had done this on the tube, a bus or in a nightclub, he would be before a judge before you could blink. The police were so scared of upsetting people they didn't dare arrest him for...

sp1814

Do You Agree With The Cafe Owner Or The Boycotters?

Would you support child-free establishments? http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/27/people-boycott-cafe-after-it-bans-all-children-under-the-age-of-12-6882057/...

Patsy33