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Patsy33

Cake

Got a fantastic stereo made of cake. It’s a gateau blaster....
10:40 Fri 08th Sep 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 12:17 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Two Obsessions!

My wife left me cos I was obsessed with cricket! She said it was over....It hit me for six! My wife and daughter both left me cos of my obsession for horse racing! And there off!!...
05:26 Fri 08th Sep 201725 answers, last by Garaman 09:55 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Deskdiary

Answers Being Removed From Threads

Why do answers keep on getting removed from threads? It is incredibly annoying, particularly if you enter a thread with loads of answers removed as it's like listening to one half of a phone...
06:36 Fri 08th Sep 201775 answers, last by AB Editor 08:42 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

Friend Of Mine

Friend of mine always gets a pain in his spine when he listens to classical music. Think it’s Bach-ache....
21:00 Thu 07th Sep 201713 answers, last by Patsy33 10:13 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Patsy33

A Racehorse

A racehorse and his entourage walk into a bar. The bouncer says “You can’t come in here with those trainers.”...
19:08 Thu 07th Sep 201712 answers, last by Spicerack 20:21 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Barmaid

Who Should Answer

A recent post in B&S has provoked a little controversy as to who should respond and what with. The example is the OP asked what to expect from a prostate biopsy. He had 2 answers from personal...
12:35 Thu 07th Sep 201774 answers, last by naomi24 09:56 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Bazile

Noah And The Animals

With the Ark settled safely after the flood, Noah opens the doors and commands the animals, “Go forth and multiply!” All the animals depart the Ark, except for two snakes in the back. Noah...
13:59 Thu 07th Sep 20173 answers, last by Garaman 18:34 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

My Local

My local florist isn’t into butter. They’re not interflora either....
13:53 Thu 07th Sep 20178 answers, last by EDDIE51 20:15 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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sp1814

Do You Agree With Rees-Mogg That Abortion Even After A Woman Has Been Raped Is Morally Indefensible?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jacob-rees-mogg-abortion-oppose-pro-life-catholic-conservative-mp-tory-woman-raped-leader-a7931651.html I can understand why he believes this as he was...
09:14 Wed 06th Sep 2017106 answers, last by andy-hughes 22:37 Tue 11th Sep 2018
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Patsy33

Just Been

Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried to order a Shepherd’s outfit. Can’t get the staff....
12:49 Thu 07th Sep 201729 answers, last by marval 17:19 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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EcclesCake

Just Sacked My Windowcleaner

I wasn't expecting a full on exit interview but was surprised that he didn't even bother to ask why.
09:20 Thu 07th Sep 201760 answers, last by albaqwerty 13:38 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

Trying

Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell. I just can’t put my finger on it....
08:58 Thu 07th Sep 201715 answers, last by jno 10:05 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

My Brother

My brother is a bit of a know all and loves praise and approval. Yesterday he said, "I know someone in the family that has a new joint" I replied, " Hip?..... hip?.. "Who Ray?".......
07:36 Thu 07th Sep 20179 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 08:41 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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jennyjoan

Wayne Rooney

I thought Wayne Rooney was banned from driving. How come he is seen behind the wheel.
21:26 Wed 06th Sep 20177 answers, last by hereIam 14:06 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Mitre?

Bishop: Has anyone seen my pointy hat? Vicar: Mitre? Bishop: Don't muck me about, mate. Have you seen it or not?...
10:29 Wed 06th Sep 201710 answers, last by Garaman 20:41 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Fancy Dress Party

Told the Mrs that I don't want to go to an 80's fancy dress party. But she remains adamant....
19:03 Wed 06th Sep 201714 answers, last by Patsy33 20:06 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Bazile

Escargot

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A week later , there’s a knock on...
14:48 Wed 06th Sep 20176 answers, last by marval 18:33 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Hazi-Hammenuhoth

Why Did Voters Trust Labour On Brexit?

So…the Labour Party will impose a three-line whip on its MPs to vote against the European Union (Withdrawal) Bill in a move described as a “monstrous betrayal” of voters. (The Guardian,...
10:20 Wed 06th Sep 201718 answers, last by Kromovaracun 10:47 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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marval

No Money?

My partner says there's no money in fishing. He will be surprised when he sees I managed to make over a thousand pounds selling all of his equipment....
16:07 Wed 06th Sep 201714 answers, last by Georgiesmum 08:22 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

My Brother

My brother used to date a one legged girl who worked at a brewery, she was in charge of the hops....
13:31 Wed 06th Sep 201725 answers, last by Patsy33 15:22 Wed 06th Sep 2017

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