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gulliver1

A Phone Call For You Ma'am

Boris called a certain family member before he resigned, as PM. The family member was the Queen, because Boris claims he is related to Royalty, and he also claims to be related to Winston Churchill...
14:58 Sun 17th Jul 202252 answers, last by Khandro 14:48 Mon 18th Jul 2022
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gulliver1

Is This The End

The people have spoken, Boris and his party have lost two important by elections. Boris's own MPs were too frightened to get rid of him so the public have taken over and are going to do it for them....
07:00 Fri 24th Jun 2022147 answers, last by sandra4444 10:10 Sun 26th Jun 2022
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gulliver1

Education

"David Buttress" who was recently recruited by Boris to join his team. Says "Never confuse an expensive education with Intelligence or Integrity because Boris has neither". Anyone agree with him I do...
15:38 Thu 16th Jun 202237 answers, last by Zacs-Master 11:58 Fri 17th Jun 2022
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gulliver1

"Things Can Only Get Better"

One of the Best PMs ever has received a Knighthood from the Queen. Well done Tony Blair ..and ..well done The Queen. Hip hip....
09:42 Mon 13th Jun 202240 answers, last by gulliver1 07:25 Tue 14th Jun 2022
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Rondy

I Was Robbed

First off, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern. I'm ok, just a little shaken up after my ordeal at Tesco but I'll be ok. For those of you who don't know what happened, | was robbed yesterday morning...
17:42 Sat 11th Jun 20224 answers, last by Spicerack 09:21 Sun 12th Jun 2022
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sandra4444

Do We Have An Endless Supply

Of cotton wool to keep wrapping people up in? I can remember back in the 50/60s when my family struggled to pay fuel /food / rent bills, it really is nothing new, but you had to stand on your own two...
11:07 Fri 27th May 2022126 answers, last by sandra4444 11:32 Sun 29th May 2022
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Rondy

Ollie In Class

Ollie was sitting in class one day when the teacher asked the class: "Who destroyed Hadrian's Wall?" Ollie instantly replied :"It wasn't me miss!" Teacher said: "Stay behind after class you cheeky...
15:04 Thu 19th May 20222 answers, last by Gramps82 08:00 Fri 20th May 2022
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Rondy

A Winter's Tale

Mick is driving home in County Sligo when he comes up behind a slower moving lorry, he overtakes and pulls alongside, shouting out of his window:- "Oi, driver, you're losing your load!" "*** off"...
17:06 Thu 05th May 20221 answer, last by Gramps82 13:22 Fri 06th May 2022
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Rondy

Parrot

A man was worried that his wile was having an affair. He asked his parrot to watch what happened during the day and to report back to him at night time. The parrot had lost both of his legs in a freak...
15:08 Tue 03rd May 20221 answer, last by Gramps82 15:31 Tue 03rd May 2022
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Rondy

Nobel Prize

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing...
11:09 Fri 01st Apr 20224 answers, last by Gramps82 12:22 Fri 01st Apr 2022
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Rondy

Car Full Of Nuns

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the...
14:59 Sun 27th Feb 20222 answers, last by Gramps82 10:52 Mon 28th Feb 2022
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grumpy01

Normandy Memorial

Just been watching the coverage on the British Normandy Memorial.All those 22,000 names of servicemen who died inscribed on the pillars above Gold beech.Very humbling to see on TV and it must be very...
07:48 Wed 27th Oct 20217 answers, last by Canary42 16:04 Wed 27th Oct 2021
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gulliver1

Brexit.

Brexit bites again, The UK is short of four thousand Bus drivers who have quit their jobs to drive HGVs for loads more money.... Will this mean more food on supermarket shelves but you can't catch a...
21:29 Sun 17th Oct 202154 answers, last by bobbinwales 10:27 Wed 27th Oct 2021
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gulliver1

Britain Loses It's Status.

Britain, for years has been Germany's top trading partner..... but for the first time since 1950 Germany who has the largest economy in Europe is looking elsewhere for Business....And it's all down to...
08:50 Fri 10th Sep 202197 answers, last by gulliver1 09:10 Mon 13th Sep 2021
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ToraToraTora

Libfacs Now Infesting Everything With Their Woke Cobras?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-58099157...
15:47 Thu 05th Aug 202147 answers, last by naomi24 08:00 Fri 06th Aug 2021
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Gramps82

Ford Fiesta

I have a 2017 Ford Fiesta and have connected my Samsung A71 phone. Recently a call is made to 07922099846 without activating the call system. When I try end call it ends but immediately again appears...
12:29 Tue 15th Jun 20214 answers, last by Gramps82 12:20 Thu 17th Jun 2021

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