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Why Are The Unions So Clueless.......?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-64109462 ...can they not see that the government can't react to their pointless strikes? If TGL taught us anything it was that. You cannot, must not appease union...
15:27 Thu 29th Dec 202213 answers, last by lankeela 18:01 Thu 29th Dec 2022
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Rondy

Plane Crash

Three men survived a plane crash over the Sahara Desert: a blind man, a deaf man and a man in a wheel chair. After staggering through the desert for a couple of miles they came upon a river. The river...
12:16 Wed 28th Dec 20222 answers, last by Gramps82 13:49 Wed 28th Dec 2022
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Rondy

Pedro And Rosita

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." Oh no, not now,...
15:41 Thu 22nd Dec 20224 answers, last by david small 17:12 Mon 09th Jan 2023
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Rondy

Just Wed

A man of Afro-Caribbean origin arrives at the pearly gates, to be greeted by God. Welcome, said God, what have you done to gain entrance to heaven. "Well" said the man " I married the most eligible...
11:25 Sun 18th Dec 20221 answer, last by Gramps82 14:40 Sun 18th Dec 2022
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Fighting Talk?

https://news.sky.com/story/scotland-and-snp-will-find-another-way-to-independence-nicola-sturgeon-vows-12754088...
10:47 Thu 24th Nov 202250 answers, last by Togo 09:20 Fri 25th Nov 2022
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gulliver1

State Pension

Will the triple lock system be Sunaks "Hot Potato" ??. I think it will be his and his partys downfall .Triple lock is going to be a major issue , but no one wants to discuss it. Sunak,Hunt and DWP...
12:24 Sat 12th Nov 202271 answers, last by davebro 07:24 Fri 18th Nov 2022
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Time To Get Tough With These Morons?

https://news.sky.com/story/essex-police-officer-injured-while-responding-to-a-just-stop-oil-protest-on-m25-12742394 ...now they are causing crashes. Why are they even stopping traffic? Let them climb...
09:31 Wed 09th Nov 202210 answers, last by Untitled 09:25 Thu 10th Nov 2022
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Take A Break 45

Help please on Your Big Cash Stash on page 50. 14a Common Food Fish (7)
18:04 Tue 08th Nov 20225 answers, last by Gramps82 19:00 Tue 08th Nov 2022
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Sunaks Mistake

Gavin Williamson has been accused of bullying. Amongst other accusations. It is alleged he also told a senior civil servant to go and "slit your throat" and on another occasion told a civil servant to...
08:40 Tue 08th Nov 202219 answers, last by gulliver1 08:08 Wed 09th Nov 2022
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General Election

According to a new Poll , Two in three Brits want a General Election Now !. This new poll says 64% of voters ,say Sunak should now call a G/E. This marks the highest level of support for an early...
14:25 Mon 31st Oct 202257 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:18 Wed 02nd Nov 2022
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Saturday Night Out

All last week my good lady was moaning that i didn't take her out on Saturday nights, So this week as a treat i booked us a table for 8pm What a waste of time that was She did nothing but moan and...
16:22 Wed 12th Oct 20227 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:16 Thu 13th Oct 2022
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Coming To A House Next Door To You Shortly.

Liz Truss is planning to allow thousands of immigrants to come to the UK to fill the Thousands of job vacancies that the Brits don't want. Mainly agricultural workers ,and hightech Broadband...
11:27 Wed 05th Oct 202247 answers, last by bobbinwales 19:45 Thu 06th Oct 2022
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Rondy

The Three Bears

Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits...
11:49 Wed 05th Oct 20223 answers, last by jno 15:31 Wed 05th Oct 2022
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Drinling Bet

A Texan walks into a pub in Scotland and clears his throat to the crowd of drinkers. He says: "I hear you Scots are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give £500 to anybody in here who can drink 10 shots...
15:49 Thu 29th Sep 20226 answers, last by Bazile 09:57 Sat 01st Oct 2022
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Latest Political Opinion Polls

CONS LABOUR 28% 45% -4 +5 .......Oh Dear ,Oh Dear...
08:21 Tue 27th Sep 202266 answers, last by FatticusInch 12:44 Tue 27th Sep 2022
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Rondy

In A Bar

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch please." The bartender hands him the drink and says, "That'll be five pounds," to which the guy replies,...
10:17 Sat 24th Sep 20223 answers, last by William51 16:26 Sat 24th Sep 2022
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Neighbour

Whilst cleaning my car my nosy next door neighbour said, "I couldn't help noticing that you've decorated your front room, how many rolls of wallpaper did you buy?" I said "12 rolls" The following week...
14:16 Tue 13th Sep 20223 answers, last by Gramps82 08:05 Wed 14th Sep 2022
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Baghdads Dads

Two old men sitting outside a Baghdad coffee house. One takes out a photograph and shows it to his companion. "This", he says, "is my eldest son. Age 20. A fine boy. Last week he became a martyr to...
11:39 Mon 12th Sep 20223 answers, last by ToraToraTora 10:50 Tue 13th Sep 2022
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In Court

Charlie was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You ***!" The judge...
16:20 Tue 23rd Aug 20221 answer, last by Gramps82 14:30 Wed 24th Aug 2022
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A Soldier

A soldier was stationed abroad and received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his girlfriend back home. It read: “Dear Harry, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too...
19:24 Wed 03rd Aug 20222 answers, last by Gramps82 07:52 Thu 04th Aug 2022

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