Said Boris ... It seems like you Brexiteers have been done again. Sunak is to leave thousands of EU laws intact. Only one in five EU laws will be scrapped, out of the 4,000 Promised. Thats twice you...
I got stopped coming through customs at Manchester airport for carrying two big hessian bags of Mobiles over my shoulder. I tried to explain that my cousin had said 'If ever you're in America bring me...
Mass illegal immigration? Cost of living crisis? Energy security? Nope. This week’s target for the Government is teens vaping. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-65214620 Have they lost the plot?...
A man is at work when he receives a text. "Hi, this John your neighbour. I have to confess I've been using your wife every day for the last two weeks! I'm not getting any at home and I thought you...
Richi Sunak and the NI Brexit deal was expected to pull back the Tories in the polls .But alas it's even more grim news again as the latest polls show Labour are well ahead of the Grim looking Tory...
150.000 in its first day,have signed the petition to stop Johnson giving his father a Knighthood ..Thought knighthood's were awarded for recognition for outstanding service to the Country .What has...
Liverpool Echo: Twenty-three-year-old Dennis Sullivan was attempting to rob what he thought was an armoured car in Merseyside. In reality, it was a laundry truck delivering towels and mops to a local...
My wife had a go at me last night. She said 'You'll drive me to my grave'. I had the car out in thirty seconds. ____ I went up into the attic and found a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt. Unfortunately...
Boris has been told he will be suspended from the House of Commons if he doesn't appear before the Partygate probe which is now in it's ninth month of investigation.This game has gone on long enough...
Support for the Conservative Party among farmers has slipped below 50% for the first time in living memory as enthusiasm for what has traditionally been regarded as the “party of the countryside” has...
interesting article on eu rejoiners, enlightening?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/columnists/article-11714171/10-awkward-questions-throw-EU-Rejoiner-corners-dinner-party.html...
A businessman, a vicar and a labourer were in the same train compartment. Each of them was doing the Times crossword. After a short time, the labourer put his pen in his pocket and rolled up his...
Nigel was sitting in class one day when the teacher asked the class: "Who caused the walls of Jericho to collapse?" Nigel instantly replied : "It wasn't me miss!" Teacher said: "Stay behind after...
Sunak's Failure to sack Zahawi shows how the PM is hopeless weak and frightened, as Sir Keir reminds him and says we all know why the Pm was reluctant to ask his partys chair questions about family...
As Sunak decides to take on The Unions. And introduce Anti strike laws. As Britain heads for more of winter discontent. The Tories have created these strikes themselves, as surging inflation follows...
Brexit Poll discovers....Two-thirds of Britons now want a Referendum on Rejoing the EU . Now thats what I call a very good start to the New year . Common sense is prevailing at last. Brits now believe...
Joe Biden met King Charles, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the USA is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom". To which the King...