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Buffering...

The sound on my PC has started 'Buffering' why? How can I sort it? Thanks jem....
22:47 Sun 18th Aug 20135 answers, last by bookbinder 15:29 Mon 19th Aug 2013
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Jemisa

Signs Of The Times...

You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espresso's as "getting wasted." You no longer own a real deck of cards because all your favorite card games [solitaire, spades,...
13:29 Sun 18th Aug 20138 answers, last by SpikeyBush 23:43 Sun 18th Aug 2013
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marval

Fine Figure

Jill's fine figure had been poured into a beautiful form-fitting gown and she made a point of calling her date's attention to it over and over again throughout the evening. Finally, over a nightcap in...
21:13 Sun 18th Aug 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 22:41 Sun 18th Aug 2013
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footymum

Car Not Declared At Cat C

My 17 year old son has recently passed his driving test and has been saving for the past 3 years for a car of his own. Yesterday he found a Renault Clio on AutoTrader which he went to see with his dad...
13:36 Sun 18th Aug 201315 answers, last by Stevesw 17:10 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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marval

It's Those Blondes Again

One day two blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, "A tan for two please!" The cashier said, “Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?" They chuckled and...
13:06 Sun 18th Aug 20131 answer, last by Jemisa 13:36 Sun 18th Aug 2013
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dove

Havent Been On Here For Quite A Few Years, Are Any Of My 'old' Friends Still Using?

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11:50 Sun 18th Aug 201319 answers, last by dove 08:12 Tue 20th Aug 2013
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Jemisa

The Transplant...

A friend of ours Chris male 52 years of age who has been poorly for a few years & on a Dyalasis machine for years and a diabetic since he was 9yrs old has emailed me to say he has just had(Aug 1st)...
11:55 Sat 17th Aug 201319 answers, last by pixie373 11:37 Sun 18th Aug 2013
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Jemisa

Back-Seat...

A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making love with the bloke in his car. The bloke asks if she would like to go in the back-seat. "No!" yells the blonde. Things get even hotter, and the bloke...
23:00 Sat 17th Aug 20134 answers, last by cupid04 23:19 Sat 17th Aug 2013
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maggiebee

Answering Machines

There are a few good ones on here: http://www.allowe.com/laughs/book/88%20Creative%20Answering%20Machine%20Messages.htm...
18:32 Sat 17th Aug 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 23:05 Sat 17th Aug 2013
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alavahalf

Exercise for over 50s...

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side... With a 5kg potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long...
21:07 Mon 22nd Feb 20102 answers, last by Jemisa 11:28 Sat 17th Aug 2013
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Jemisa

For You Over 50S....

Enjoy!...
22:18 Wed 14th Aug 201310 answers, last by mrs.chappie 11:35 Sat 17th Aug 2013
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Quoi

Vodka...

A Guy walks into a bar and orders a double Vodka and drinks it straight down before ordering another which he also swigs straight down. The Barman asks "Bad day?" The guy says "Yeah, I just found out...
20:05 Fri 16th Aug 20134 answers, last by Baldric 00:17 Sat 17th Aug 2013
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marval

What A Hoot

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth, with Tom even...
21:01 Thu 15th Aug 20136 answers, last by zebo 18:59 Fri 16th Aug 2013
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marval

What Was Really Said

One fine day in ancient Rome, Julius Caesar turned his attention to a problem plaguing his mighty empire: laundry. Getting all those white togas clean was a constant pain. He also had some weird ideas...
10:24 Fri 16th Aug 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 12:01 Fri 16th Aug 2013
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Quoi

The Perfect Man

Walking along Oxford street just as the heavens opened, a man luckily grabs a vacant Taxi without getting the slightest bit of rain on him. The cabbie says: "Perfect timing. You're just like Stevie"...
10:44 Fri 16th Aug 20134 answers, last by EDDIE51 12:05 Fri 16th Aug 2013
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maggiebee

Dorothy And Edna

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I...
21:34 Wed 14th Aug 20135 answers, last by marval 22:17 Fri 16th Aug 2013
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excelsior-1

What Are My Chances Of Winning?

i am thinking of entering a competition i have found the question reads ---- 'who was the first lead singer of the band genesis? ' it continues --- 'answers on a postcard please to : peter gabriel...
16:11 Wed 14th Aug 201312 answers, last by aelmpvw 06:41 Thu 15th Aug 2013
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Jemisa

The Stray...

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier...
14:44 Wed 14th Aug 20136 answers, last by Jemisa 21:19 Wed 14th Aug 2013
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marval

Out

The Governor made room on his busy calendar to hear the pleas of one Mrs. Smith that her husband be released from the state penitentiary. 'What was he sentenced for?' asked the Governor gently. 'For...
17:18 Tue 13th Aug 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 22:41 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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marval

Have You?

One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife. Later that night, the...
18:14 Tue 13th Aug 20133 answers, last by frozengal 10:04 Wed 14th Aug 2013

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