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cupid04

Zoo

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu!...
23:22 Sat 27th Jul 201312 answers, last by banjibrown 12:17 Wed 31st Jul 2013
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Jemisa

Question.....?

Following on from a Marval Post...... Someone asked me once "If you your husband and your child were in a river and they were drowning which would you save, your husband because you chose him?..... or...
23:18 Sat 27th Jul 201317 answers, last by gness 11:00 Sun 28th Jul 2013
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marval

New Car

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession. Even to the supermarket, which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he...
15:21 Sat 27th Jul 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 22:59 Sat 27th Jul 2013
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marval

Gotcha

Marvin was a 14-handicapper, but one day he walked up to his club pro, a scratch golfer, and challenged him to a match. He proposed they put up £100 each on the outcome. "But," Marvin said to the...
18:49 Sat 27th Jul 20135 answers, last by cupid04 16:02 Sun 28th Jul 2013
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Graham-W

A Joke For Physisists.

Heisenberg and Schrödinger are out for a drive when they get pulled over by the police. The policeman asks Heisenberg, " Do you know how fast you were going?" to which Heisenberg replied, "No, but I...
09:26 Sat 27th Jul 20134 answers, last by Maggoty 15:44 Wed 31st Jul 2013
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excelsior-1

The Correct Answer

The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths. She said to little Johnny, "If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many have you got?" "Seven," replied Johnny....
09:29 Sat 27th Jul 20133 answers, last by marval 14:12 Sat 27th Jul 2013
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robert551069

I'm Worried About My Weight....

I'm worried about my weight....I used to be 7 pounds 3 ounces.
12:21 Sat 27th Jul 20133 answers, last by frugalfred 16:47 Sat 27th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

Dash-Cam...

This is why Rusians have 'Dash-Cam' (Dashboard Camera's) Amazing! jem...
11:27 Sat 27th Jul 20136 answers, last by lindapalmara 13:15 Tue 30th Jul 2013
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Hopkirk

I'm So Angry

I just checked my Euromillions ticket, and I am not a millionaire. Fed up. Big time....
22:28 Fri 26th Jul 201322 answers, last by Sir Alec 03:23 Sat 27th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

Confucius Said All That? :)

Confucius Say : It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you . Confucius Say : A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise . Confucius Say : It is better to lose a...
22:16 Fri 26th Jul 20135 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:31 Sat 27th Jul 2013
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excelsior-1

Confucious Did Not Say.....

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be p***ed off than p***ed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent....
23:21 Thu 25th Jul 20132 answers, last by Jeza 22:36 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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robert551069

Royal Baby Joke

1. A parody of the Christmas carol "We three kings of Orient are" a newspaper cartoon is showing Charles, William, and baby, George Alexander Louis, singing "We three kings in waiting are". 2 Colin...
05:08 Thu 25th Jul 20134 answers, last by Mass_Hysteria 23:20 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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Quoi

Upgrade Not Working?

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a slowdown in overall system performance, the worse being in the flower and jewelery applications, which used to...
08:14 Thu 25th Jul 20131 answer, last by Jemisa 22:31 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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Chipchopper

Highway Blues....

I'm a van driver for WH Smith and I'm on the M25 at the moment. Seems I'm always stationary!!!!...
09:33 Thu 25th Jul 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 22:21 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

Guess My Weight?

On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carnival. When he asked her what she wanted to do first, Rose replied, "Get weighed." So Joe took her to the man with the scale who guesses people's weight....
22:30 Wed 24th Jul 201311 answers, last by Jemisa 22:15 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

The Letter...

A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in shaky handwriting to God. He thought, "I better open this...
23:24 Tue 23rd Jul 201313 answers, last by sidkid 12:09 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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marval

Soldiers

A large group of English soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a French voice call from behind a sand dune. "One French Army soldier is better than ten English." The English commander quickly...
18:46 Wed 24th Jul 20131 answer, last by Jemisa 22:44 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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marval

Oops

A girl came back home from the school and asked her Grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover ?" "A lover!!" the grandmother said. "Let me think. Lov... Lover... Oh, my God!" She rushed to the wall,...
20:33 Wed 24th Jul 20134 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 22:40 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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lankeela

The Photo

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry... 'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks. 'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling...
18:05 Tue 23rd Jul 20133 answers, last by Jemisa 22:25 Tue 23rd Jul 2013
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marval

My Antique

My antique Georgian mahogany writing desk has wormholes. I opened a drawer and ended up in the Nebula Galaxy. Easiest job in the world - Muslim psychic "I'm getting an 'M', Does the name 'Mohammed'...
18:38 Tue 23rd Jul 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:43 Tue 23rd Jul 2013

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