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Revenge

Catching a taxi home one evening, the cabbie charged Jim double the usual fare and got abusive when it was pointed out so Jim reluctantly paid up and swore revenge. A couple of weeks later revenge...
12:53 Mon 05th Aug 20138 answers, last by marval 15:51 Mon 05th Aug 2013
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owner2

Insect

I'm trying to identify an insect I saw in my back garden.I've tried the UK insect books without success and I've looked online.It was about the size of a beetle but was grey and thinner..It had 2 sets...
09:58 Sun 04th Aug 201312 answers, last by owner2 15:56 Mon 05th Aug 2013
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EDDIE51

The Queen?

What did The Queen use say to 'Phil the Greek' when she fancied an 'Early Night'?
22:27 Sat 03rd Aug 20135 answers, last by marval 22:42 Sat 03rd Aug 2013
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Jemisa

Show Us Your....

One day a man walks up to a beautiful woman working in a library. “I’ll bet you three hundred quid that by this time tomorrow your nipples will be gone” The woman is completely shocked and...
11:30 Sat 03rd Aug 201313 answers, last by marval 12:31 Sat 03rd Aug 2013
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marval

Money Talks

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared,she confides this 'news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to...
18:09 Fri 02nd Aug 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 00:03 Sat 03rd Aug 2013
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Jemisa

Membership...

Three women are in a sports club dressing room dressing to play Tennis. Suddenly, a bloke runs through the room wearing nothing but a brown paper bag over his head and passes the three women. He...
14:12 Fri 02nd Aug 20136 answers, last by Jemisa 23:24 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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cupid04

Dentist.

A dentist has to remove a patient's tooth. 'I'll give you an injection so you won't feel the pain,' he says. 'No I hate needles,' the patient cries. So the dentist offers laughing gas. 'No, I'll...
01:35 Fri 02nd Aug 20136 answers, last by Jemisa 14:17 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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laure

Name Of An Itv Factual Series(3,3) ?

name of an itv factual series(3,3) ?
14:29 Wed 24th Jul 201314 answers, last by cupid04 11:39 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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mickthemuppe

More Dumb Quiz Show Answers

On Tipping point the question was :- Which of these counties are landlocked (a)Lancashire, (b) Essex (c) Warwickshire Contestant;-I don't think it is Essex so I will go with Lancashire...
12:30 Thu 01st Aug 201320 answers, last by whiskeryron 16:48 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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Jemisa

The Visit.

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while his Nan was dusting, he looked up and said, "Nanny, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"...
21:44 Wed 31st Jul 20133 answers, last by marval 17:00 Thu 01st Aug 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Woofgang (Aug 1St)

Have a lovely sunshiny day Woof! x sorry this is posted a bit early but must get to sleep, going out for the day to the Coast tomorrow so an early start!...
22:44 Wed 31st Jul 201329 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:22 Thu 01st Aug 2013
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maggiebee

Non Pc

Cameron and Clegg are on a plane. Cameron looked at Clegg, chuckled and said "You know I could throw a £1,000 note out of the window right now and make somebody happy." Clegg shrugged his shoulders...
21:26 Mon 29th Jul 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 22:42 Wed 31st Jul 2013
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berniecuddles

Clairvoyant Midget??

Have you heard on the news about the clairvoyant midget who has just escaped from prison? police say there is a small medium at large !...
14:05 Wed 31st Jul 20136 answers, last by marval 17:01 Thu 01st Aug 2013
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Dodger666

Federal Court Ruling From The Courier Mail, Australia

Federal Court Ruling from the Courier Mail, Australia A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The...
08:19 Tue 30th Jul 20136 answers, last by Dodger666 11:07 Wed 31st Jul 2013
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islasmum

Really Bad Joke

. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet,...
17:34 Tue 30th Jul 20137 answers, last by Jemisa 22:59 Tue 30th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

'favourites'?

I've lost my Favourites tool bar, how do I get it back I do miss it. Can anyone help? Please. jem....
11:52 Sun 28th Jul 201321 answers, last by Jemisa 13:05 Tue 30th Jul 2013
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lankeela

"what's Your Name?"

"John F*cking Smith" "Do you suffer from Tourettes John?" "No but the vicar at the christening did"...
23:44 Sun 28th Jul 201323 answers, last by sunny-dave 13:29 Wed 31st Jul 2013
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Jemisa

Bbc News (Oldie)

The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of...
22:51 Sun 28th Jul 20138 answers, last by tonyav 16:15 Thu 01st Aug 2013
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CailinDeas

Did You Ever?

Visit a fortune teller/clairvoyant etc? Did what was said make any sense to you?
23:09 Sat 27th Jul 201351 answers, last by fender62 14:13 Wed 31st Jul 2013
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slinky.kate

Toilet Seat

got a new toilet seat out of ikea,it is quite a light wood,'BUT'there is a darker gnarly bit on the edge and it looks like poopoo,is ikea having a laugh,can I take it back,i have only had it for 4...
12:39 Sun 28th Jul 201316 answers, last by slinky.kate 14:19 Sun 28th Jul 2013

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