How many saddos apart from me have just watched the x factor. what a joke tonite-future proof shoudve been kept in and nikki out. **** nite anyway with the fireworks cos my greyhound is...
I have had yet another fight with a roll of cling film and it has won again . Why does it always come off in little bits for me , do you have the same problem ? :-) xxx
Do mice eat toe nails ? It is my habit to clip my toe nails while sitting on the loo, getting two jobs done at once. I scrape the cuttings out of the clipper and put them on a little notepad on the...
Stop trying the new products in your sex shop on the loacal senoritas I need some help here my man as you have built them all up to a sexually frenziee last night and they are after me now as that...
He wont be on here all night so I will have to entertain all you lovely ladies all on me own sweeny tod. So ladies your request is my pleasure. Heres one for you all lovely sugar pumpkins out there.
Hows your head and I for one love you even with a forehead whoops sorry I mean a sore head. That has just reminded me there was an ad a while ago on tv that went if you have a sore head then get fore...
You know that we all have missed you as you are the male equivalent of bigmamma on here. And my prediction of the day is arsenal-2 man united-1 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jMYQhSMeI-U
man united are ******* cheating ******* ******** and there team is full of ******* ***** who **** and try to ******* cheat there ******* way through a match the ******* ***** and are leading by 1-0 at...
Hi all, newish on here, not russian by the way, whatever that was all about? noticed that several threads mention a 1am shutdown, why? Please enlighten me!
Raysparx is back on the site, I like him welcome back Ray, anybody else miss him ? Think I will go and but some new knickers, Lol, gotta go shopping now, bye all, have a lovely day and no arguing,...
Last night i had insomnia, i managed to grab about 2hours sleep max. I woke up really tired to discover i had got a sore throat and a heavy chest. Now, i can't speak without my throat hurtning, and...
They are like half sphere shaped chocs made of toffee, nut, some sort of filling and toped with chocolate - for those who don't know. I bought two boxes from Asda for xmas and I am nearly through a...
as much as eatover and what is the answer to my quiestion that I cant even spell and do you want to come and see legend on my stag weekend in mallorca and can you please please ME
It is quite simply really knobbynouts as I used to be before the the great powers on here that bannened he was a sort of play on of knobby no mates. Me dog who I nickname knobby but everybody knowns...
may i just say thanks again you lot have really helped i am out here on my own although i don't know you by face you are truelly good friends i was close to dispair and now can see hope. villagevicar...