amazing, two blokes having mutual j arthur, some woman with turkey baster applies contents of whatever, produces an it and lo and behold, superdad. Is this a bad dream ?...
had this email sent to me and i am really chuffed that they are looking after me, only problem is i dont have an account with them Dear Customer, We detected irregular activity on your Lloyds TSB...
we always hear (via the media) about how prison life is like a holiday camp. T.v's, gyms, 3 hot meals a day etc. So, if it's so much like a holiday camp, why arn't people queing to get in? OK, so I'm...
I cringe when sports folk like John Inverdale talk about things being 'key' to a match or whatever. I cringe when people refer to dancing as 'throwing some shapes'. What modern phrases make you...
The teacher was sacked because he physically restrained him by grabbing his arms and left some marks! Oh dear, must be assault then! How pathetic. Oh yes he was a 15 year old boy with 'special needs'....
Going back a bit (quite a bit) D'ya remember some of the products we took for granted then? Under the sink - Rinso, Sunlight soap Duraglit. Cigarettes - Craven A, Woodbines, Park Drive. & St Bruno...
Do you have an actor or actress that would make you avoid a film if they are one of the main actors? For me it would be Ben Affleck, Brendan Frazer and Jennifer Lopez.
Did a medium sized shop today of £30 and got a specially printed voucher with my receipt - next time, I can get 3p off my shopping. 3p. Was it worth the paper to print it on?
Claire's exit to France was questioned by many characters, including herself, but was a course of action reluctantly pursued because the alternative for her was almost certainly prison; Xin and...
When I was younger..you could go to the chippy and get a bag of bits from them... little bits of cooked batter.. for about 5p!.. what were they called? Mr Crisper says ..scratchings...I cant...
The govt has made £3.5 million available in the Maddy investigation. Is there any point buying the book seeing as how we have been forced to fund this operation. Is the money door now open to...
i just watched it, i had seen it b4 about 10 years ago. i´m sure i heard a rumour about stanley kubrick being bumped off during the production of the film, for revealing too much. well i enjoyed...
While watching the wedding yestereday I noticed all (or most) of the royal family were wearting military uniforms. I know many of them are in (or linked) with bracnhes of the military, but why does...
Just been pointed in the direction of Jasmine Harman from A Place in the Sun. Very annoying voice but really sexy. Her strong tendency to show off legs and cleavage helps. Also, there's some woman in...
Just watching Jezza Kyle (I know, I know) and there's a heavily pregnant lady on, who's had her partner on for a lie detector test. He failed (surprise, surprise) but not only has he admitted cheating...