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Comparison

Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price. He was heavier than Alan Price though. As I found out on a Price comparison website....
18:52 Wed 09th Nov 20162 answers, last by weecalf 09:46 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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New Password

My computer came up with message, "Enter new password." So I changed it to "Beef stew." A message came up saying, "Sorry, not stroganoff."...
18:35 Wed 09th Nov 20163 answers, last by Bazile 18:38 Wed 09th Nov 2016
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Very Proud

I am very proud of my son today as he started his new job as a Concrete Lorry Driver. I have been told he is already mixing in well with the others....
23:55 Tue 08th Nov 201613 answers, last by Togo 14:31 Wed 09th Nov 2016
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What Is?

What is the name of the Russian man who invented a cure for the common cold? Benylin Forchestikov....
20:28 Tue 08th Nov 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 23:09 Tue 08th Nov 2016
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Arrested

I was arrested for stealing someone's coffee the other day. I have been charged with mugging....
17:42 Sun 06th Nov 201619 answers, last by Patsy33 20:05 Sun 06th Nov 2016
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I Have

I have just come back from a conference on mono sound reproduction. There was only one speaker....
16:00 Sun 06th Nov 20161 answer, last by frugalfred 16:40 Sun 06th Nov 2016
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Knock Knock

I went to answer a knock on the door this morning. Outside was a very small man leafing through a paperback book. "You're a little chap, how tall are you?" I asked. "I'm three feet three inches tall,"...
22:07 Sat 05th Nov 201610 answers, last by marval 22:22 Sat 05th Nov 2016
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Without

Awankwo Abuuguu, the African boxing champion who two years ago lost both his feet in a horrific car crash, has amazingly won his latest comeback fight. He is now looking to challenge for the world...
19:20 Sat 05th Nov 20163 answers, last by Patsy33 20:43 Sat 05th Nov 2016
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Not Funny

I have discovered that mountains are not just funny. They are hill areas....
18:33 Sat 05th Nov 20165 answers, last by 1ozzy 00:04 Sun 06th Nov 2016
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Not Bothered

My partner left me tonight. He had sent me to the butchers for a turkey and I came back with some roadkill I'd hit on the way. I'm not too bothered, wheel meat again....
22:18 Fri 04th Nov 20164 answers, last by Togo 23:19 Fri 04th Nov 2016
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I Was Approached

When I was in London a few months ago, I was approached by a prostitute as I left a club on one of the back streets of Soho. Mainly interested in checking the rate of exchange I assure you, I asked,...
23:31 Thu 03rd Nov 20161 answer, last by cupid04 02:03 Fri 04th Nov 2016
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Great Canal Journeys

Don't forget, this Sunday at 8pm on channel 4. A new series about the Caledonian canal. I look forward to it....
18:52 Thu 03rd Nov 201616 answers, last by ladybirder 21:57 Sun 06th Nov 2016
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I Can't

I can't stand fish. They have no legs....
17:00 Thu 03rd Nov 201620 answers, last by zebo 20:12 Thu 03rd Nov 2016
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It's A Bit

I went outside this morning and a cup fell out of the sky and smashed on my head. Then another cup smashed on the floor in front of me and another one on my shoulder. I went back inside the house and...
19:43 Wed 02nd Nov 20168 answers, last by Tilly2 20:05 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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Are You Less Privileged?

I have received an e-mail from a lady dying of cancer, her husband died five years ago. She has chosen me to distribute her twenty-five million dollar wealth. Let me know if you think you qualify. I...
19:01 Tue 01st Nov 201635 answers, last by joggerjayne 23:29 Tue 01st Nov 2016
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Did You Know?

Canadian geese are known to fly in a "V" shaped as they migrate across the county. The lead goose in the "V" cuts through the air making it easier for the rest of the geese behind him. As that lead...
19:50 Mon 31st Oct 20165 answers, last by waterboatman 23:00 Mon 31st Oct 2016
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Bbc News

Man in farm murder inquiry bailed. As much as I like to see the punishment fitting the crime scenario I'm not sure what throwing blocks of hay at him will achieve....
18:45 Mon 31st Oct 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 19:44 Mon 31st Oct 2016
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He Called Me

The policeman, responding to a call of domestic violence, said to Mrs Smith, "Why did you throw the iron at your husband?" "Because he called me a nymphomaniac!" "Is that," asked the officer, "a good...
19:38 Sun 30th Oct 2016
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How To Get A Free Drink

Two smart fellows were in a pub. They called the pub's owner over and asked him to settle an argument. "Are there two pints in a quart or four?", asked one. "There are two pints in a quart", confirmed...
18:46 Sun 30th Oct 20161 answer, last by Arksided 18:53 Sun 30th Oct 2016
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What?

What do you call a dog who starts bringing dead birds home? A copycat....
16:10 Sat 29th Oct 2016

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