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There was a young priest who was having trouble both writing and delivering his sermons. So he asked his Bishop for help. The wise old Bishop said, "Well you might start with something to attract and...
21:15 Fri 28th Oct 20161 answer, last by bookbinder 17:38 Sun 30th Oct 2016
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Just Watched

I have just watched a fantastic film with a twist at the end. It is called Oliver....
18:52 Wed 26th Oct 20166 answers, last by marval 21:55 Wed 26th Oct 2016
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I Am

I am planning on opening a food barrow in a market. It will have a halal menu catering for the local Muslim population. It is going to be called 'Allah Cart'....
22:04 Tue 25th Oct 20163 answers, last by Jomlett 15:43 Wed 26th Oct 2016
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Apparently

Apparently there is a new TV show starting next week. It is about a hospital that specialises in treatment for conditions caused by overweight. It is going to be called O.B.City...
19:33 Tue 25th Oct 20163 answers, last by andypipwilly 15:41 Wed 26th Oct 2016
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Let's Swap

Two couples go on vacation together. After a week, they are thoroughly bored. The men decide that maybe life will take on new meaning if they change partners. They all agree that it's an experiment...
21:55 Mon 24th Oct 20161 answer, last by nannybooby 22:03 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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I Took

I took a lady out to dinner last night. She had chicken breasts and frogs legs. But a lovely personality!...
20:25 Mon 24th Oct 20163 answers, last by Patsy33 21:22 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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Breaking News

Police in Oswestry have arrested a man outside a pub. After he was heard to say, "I could murder a couple of Fosters."...
14:52 Sun 09th Oct 20161 answer, last by 1ozzy 21:58 Sun 09th Oct 2016
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Tattoo

A man went to get a tattoo of an indian on his back. Half way through he said, "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand." The tattooist said "For goodness sake, give us a chance mate, I've only...
21:37 Fri 07th Oct 201611 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:48 Fri 07th Oct 2016
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Failed Again

A lady failed her driving test four times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question. "You are driving at 60 mph. On your right is a wall, on your left is a...
19:09 Fri 07th Oct 20167 answers, last by piggynose 21:36 Sat 15th Oct 2016
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I Have Got

I have got all the names of the soldiers who came back from WWII as leg amputees. It's the shinless list....
19:43 Thu 06th Oct 20166 answers, last by zebo 21:31 Thu 06th Oct 2016
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I Escaped

I have just broken out of prison. I ex celled myself....
18:26 Mon 03rd Oct 201612 answers, last by 1ozzy 23:56 Mon 03rd Oct 2016
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All Welcome

A man was very interested in cars. One day his wife asked him to get something for her to run around in. The next day he came back with a track suit and a pair of trainers. All friends are welcome at...
18:05 Sun 02nd Oct 2016
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You Can

You can now buy animal shaped mp3 players. They were my Ideer!...
15:21 Sat 01st Oct 20164 answers, last by frugalfred 15:34 Sat 01st Oct 2016
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Married

My husband and I were married in a toilet. It was a marriage of convenience...
18:39 Fri 30th Sep 201623 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:02 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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Assaulted

I was assaulted last night by some guy who hit me over the head with a power tool. I was minding my own business when 'Bosch'....
22:56 Thu 29th Sep 201615 answers, last by jubieanna 00:29 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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That's The Spirit

A ghost floats into a bar. The barman says, "Who ordered a spirit?" I always test psychics with a knock knock joke. If they say "Who's there?" I get up and leave. Sky News: 'Paranormal activity sweeps...
18:46 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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I've Been Caught

I've just been caught stealing chocolate bars from the local newsagents. The police have just arrived and i'm not sure If I can worm my way out of this one. But I'm sure I can. I've got a few Twix up...
22:18 Wed 28th Sep 201647 answers, last by Patsy33 22:57 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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An Ambulance Please

A woman called for an ambulance. The operator said, "How may I help you?" The woman said, "I banged my toe against the coffee table, and it really hurts." The operator said, "You want to call an...
23:33 Mon 26th Sep 20162 answers, last by tonyav 23:50 Mon 26th Sep 2016
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I Shopped

I shopped on the Yorkshire coast this morning. Or E-Bay as it is called....
17:45 Sun 25th Sep 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 18:17 Sun 25th Sep 2016
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Excuse My French

When I was a child, my parents would always say "Excuse my French" just after a swear word. I'll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French....
13:35 Sat 24th Sep 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 15:51 Sun 25th Sep 2016

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