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https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/nicola-sturgeon-challenged-make-scotland-24651672 Should the FM be concentrating on serious domestic issues, not least of which is their ever...
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emmie
morning, Tuesday already, the days are flying by, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you anything planned for today. I am off to Moorfield's eye hospital...
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Hopkirk
I used to be a programmer for autocorrect, but they fried me for no raisin.
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Viridiana
Answer ‘take aim’ get the first bit but why ‘a lunatic’?...
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bobtheturkey
Apologies to those eating but if one has a particulary nasty epsiode of gastroenteritis and both ends are causing a problem at exactly the same time what is one to do?...
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wolf63
I would like some help in trying to get more info on two postcards and a print that looks like it could be a page from a book (the bottom item). I believe that the postcards are of Coal Boats from the...
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Buenchico
. . . PROPER cats! (Mine have done the loo roll trick, and knocked plenty of things off shelves, but fortunately they've not managed to destroy my telly yet!)...
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seekeerz
Good morning everyone - and another clear winters day here, sun shining and no wind, a bit nippy this morning but it will be lovely later on !! The usual mad Monday here, so I’d better get busy …...
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emmie
morning, Monday already and the start of the working week for some of you. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you anything planned for today? I have a food...
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Hopkirk
A friend of mine went for an interview with an airline in Helsinki ten years ago, and he hasn't been seen since. He vanished into Finnair....
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loulou111
I recently hired a carpet cleaner to clean my large rug in my living room. I used advised shampoo and followed instructions but it’s left it smelly damp and rank. Any suggestions to get rid of the...
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emmie
morning, Sunday already, where do the days go, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am meeting a friend for a...
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Canary42
I ordered [i] Fish in a Herb Sauce [i] at the restaurant this evening. It wasn't very nice so I was going to send it back but I wasn’t sure if it was the thyme or the plaice....
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dave50
What a load of pretentious crap.
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Chipchopper
I stopped by the beach café for a cool refreshing drink, and it wasn't long before a young lady wearing a bikini came and sat opposite me and began reading a book. At an attempt to impress her with my...
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murraymints
Do you?...
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lady-janine
For any of you who may be interested I now have the arrangements for Boaty's funeral. The funeral is due to take place on 1st July 2022 at Glos Crem. I am sorry but I don't know the time. No flowers...
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Hopkirk
My mate has a new girlfriend, who works on the bin lorries. The trouble is he can never remember if he's taking her out on Wednesday or Thursday....
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emmie
morning, Saturday and the weekend is here, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have nothing in the calendar as such, but will...
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gulliver1
The power of Tactical voting, is this the way forward? The public rather than political parties formed a pact to do whatever it takes keep Boris out at the Tiverton and Honiton by election, if they do...

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