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Freaky Anagrams.

Dormitory.= Dirty Room Presbyterian = Best in Prayer Astronomer = Moon Starer Desperation = A Rope ends it The Eyes = They see George Bush = He bugs Gore Slot Machines = Cash lost in me Mother -in...
20:12 Tue 20th Sep 201620 answers, last by DTCwordfan 12:41 Thu 13th Oct 2016
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Painful, Swollen Foot.

Has anyone had painful swelling on top their foot and hurts to stretch toes. Also looks swollen on ball of foot and hurts. I can only wear my trainers when I go out and have to really loosen the right...
19:26 Tue 20th Sep 20168 answers, last by jourdain2 22:10 Tue 20th Sep 2016
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Obsession.

People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now...:)...
16:08 Tue 20th Sep 201610 answers, last by Patsy33 18:16 Thu 22nd Sep 2016
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Putting Myself Away.

I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself....
14:12 Tue 20th Sep 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 14:24 Tue 20th Sep 2016
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Knockers

2 women knocked on my door today and started telling me about the bennefit of eating brown bread................ I think they where hovis witnesses:)...
22:06 Mon 19th Sep 201613 answers, last by tonyav 22:49 Mon 19th Sep 2016
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I knocked my head a few days ago which made me cry. Not long after had floaters in my right eye. Then when I went to bed had a continuous spark like light at side of my eye. I phoned Optician and they...
09:43 Sat 17th Sep 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 18:26 Sun 18th Sep 2016
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Shoplifting.

Old lady gets caught shoplifting. On court day the lady and her husband who goes with her stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you shoplift?" And she says "I was hungry." The judge...
10:41 Fri 16th Sep 20166 answers, last by Tilly2 22:05 Fri 16th Sep 2016
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Wrong Answer.

I failed my driver's test today. I was asked what I'd do at a red light. I said that I usually check my emails and see what my friends are up to on Facebook.
10:59 Wed 14th Sep 20164 answers, last by marval 22:19 Wed 14th Sep 2016
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Nip & Tuck.

After her eighth child, Cheryl decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and...
09:31 Tue 13th Sep 20163 answers, last by 1ozzy 00:46 Wed 14th Sep 2016
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A Funny Angle.

Paddy comes home from work to find his wife propping up her washing machine on one side with two bricks. "What the feck are you doing?" asks Paddy. His wife replies, "Doing the washing at 30 degrees...
09:23 Tue 13th Sep 20161 answer, last by marval 16:04 Tue 13th Sep 2016
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Lacking...

“I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.”...
10:16 Mon 12th Sep 20166 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:02 Tue 13th Sep 2016
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Latest Fashion.

Have you seen the latest fashion must have? It's a shirt made out of paper. I've tried one and it's tearable!
10:23 Sun 11th Sep 20164 answers, last by 1ozzy 23:37 Sun 11th Sep 2016
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Fairy cakes. Rock climbing. Blood groups Nerve endings...
12:57 Sat 10th Sep 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 13:08 Sat 10th Sep 2016
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Mr whippy was found dead today with a flake up his bottom, chocolate sprinkles on his manhood, and strawberry sauce on his testicles, police think he topped himself...:)
22:34 Fri 09th Sep 201610 answers, last by Elina 14:08 Sat 10th Sep 2016
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Secret Love Child

For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money...
20:12 Fri 09th Sep 20161 answer, last by marval 21:12 Fri 09th Sep 2016
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At The Welfare Office.

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to...
17:42 Fri 09th Sep 20161 answer, last by 1ozzy 00:57 Sat 10th Sep 2016
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Why All The Fuss?

I don't see why people make such a fuss about immigration. All my neighbours are English. All the kids in the local school are English. All the local shopkeepers are English..... I love it here in...
11:16 Fri 09th Sep 20164 answers, last by Smowball 17:26 Fri 09th Sep 2016
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How Could She Say That?

My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch. I said: “How can you say such a thing?”....
14:33 Wed 07th Sep 201613 answers, last by frugalfred 17:29 Wed 07th Sep 2016
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Top Tip!

Start preparing for Christmas early by falling out with friends and family now!
10:29 Sun 04th Sep 20167 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:07 Sun 04th Sep 2016
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Arrested.

A British Rail worker has been arrested for a criminal offence. Police believe he's been covering his tracks.
11:33 Sat 03rd Sep 20167 answers, last by frugalfred 16:19 Sat 03rd Sep 2016

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