A man goes to a pharmacy and asks to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman behind the counter replies that she is the pharmacist, that she and her sister own the drugstore, and that there are no males...
A man is sitting in heaven happily carving a wooden puppet. Jesus walks by and asks him why he toils so as in heaven everything is provided. The wood carver tells Jesus that in his life on earth he...
If you're worried about taking Statins, cholesterol lowering yogurt drinks can work just as well according to Richard Madely on The Wright Stuff this morning. He said his was always around 5.6 and...
Me ?? Behave ?? Seriously !! As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White...
A Polish immigrant goes to Specsavers for an eye test. The optician shows him a board with the letters CZWIXNOSTACZ on it and says, "Can you read that?" "Read it," says the Pole, "I frocking know the...
A brummie goes for a job interview wearing a polyester shirt, bright flares and big boots. The interviewer says: "All you need now is a kipper tie." The brummie replies: "That would be luvloy, two...