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New Movie.

Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?" It hasn't come out yet....
23:59 Tue 22nd Nov 201627 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:59 Thu 24th Nov 2016
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Natalie Wood

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16:41 Tue 22nd Nov 201612 answers, last by divebuddy 19:02 Tue 22nd Nov 2016
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States.

My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America, just to see how long it Texas....
12:18 Tue 22nd Nov 20169 answers, last by 1ozzy 03:41 Wed 23rd Nov 2016
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Going To A Town. Rufus Wainwright.

https://g.co/kgs/eex2mW Love, love this song. Strong emotional words......
18:39 Mon 21st Nov 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 20:02 Mon 21st Nov 2016
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Farmer.

A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “The end of the world is nigh!" I think it was Farmer Geddon.:).....
17:30 Mon 21st Nov 201622 answers, last by Patsy33 01:00 Tue 22nd Nov 2016
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Old Carpet.

I'm fed up with my neighbour always teasing me about my old carpet. It's wearing a bit thin now....
11:43 Mon 21st Nov 201613 answers, last by 1ozzy 03:44 Wed 23rd Nov 2016
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Question Title Here

An old lady walked past a bus stop singing "21 today, 21 today" A young man shouted," You're not 21 you stupid old bat!" The old lady swings her walking stick and beats the young man across his back....
11:45 Sun 20th Nov 20165 answers, last by Tilly2 16:47 Mon 21st Nov 2016
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Peeping Tom.

Last night the local Peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws’ door, and asked her to shut her blinds....
20:08 Sat 19th Nov 2016
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Bargain Tv.

I seen an advert in a window. It said, TV for sale, stuck on full volume. I thought to myself, 'I can't turn that down'!........
13:23 Thu 17th Nov 20165 answers, last by Nightcleaner 16:55 Thu 17th Nov 2016
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Is This For Real?

https://youtu.be/BTsZ9rPZmiA Good idea??...
11:26 Thu 17th Nov 2016
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Sausages.

Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them....
19:55 Wed 16th Nov 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 16:47 Thu 17th Nov 2016
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Rem Losing My Religion

https://g.co/kgs/Nf2Jqh My favourite from REM. Enjoy. ( If you are a fan)...
16:55 Wed 16th Nov 201620 answers, last by Patsy33 10:25 Thu 17th Nov 2016
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Bedding.

There has been a break - in at a bedding factory. Thousands of duvets and blankets have been stolen. Police believe there's a big cover up going on.........
13:47 Wed 16th Nov 201612 answers, last by marval 16:27 Thu 17th Nov 2016
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Visit To The Gynecologists.

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me." "This one's kind of strange,"...
21:20 Tue 15th Nov 20165 answers, last by melv16 23:37 Tue 15th Nov 2016
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Flasher.

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!...
16:49 Tue 15th Nov 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 21:22 Tue 15th Nov 2016
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Girl On A Train.

Went to cinema earlier to watch Girl on the Train. I though it quite good. Apparently not as good as the book which I never got round to reading. I'm sure it would have been better being an all...
20:18 Sat 12th Nov 20166 answers, last by Gromit 09:14 Tue 07th Feb 2017
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Another Great To Listen To.

https://youtu.be/A7kw5zXVFVQ...
20:13 Sat 12th Nov 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 16:59 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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Shop.

My neighbours have been a bit secretive lately. Today in town, I see they're running a joke shop. It's funny business......
14:36 Sat 12th Nov 20161 answer, last by Sipowicz 14:40 Sat 12th Nov 2016
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Our Dog.

Just named our dog 'Five Miles' So I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day....
20:31 Fri 11th Nov 201616 answers, last by Patsy33 17:34 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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What Song?

What does a painter sing when he's in Dire Straits? A: "Monet for Nothing"...
18:15 Fri 11th Nov 20162 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:48 Fri 11th Nov 2016

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