The wife left note on fridge. It’s not working. I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to mum’s.” it said. Husband opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the hell she...
The teacher was trying to encourage her young pupils to use grown up words instead of baby words. She asked Michael what he did yesterday. "I visited my Nana". Teacher said no, we say Grandmother. She...
Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!
Doctor: I am, bit by bit....
Did you hear about the man who went into health food shop and was killed when a display of vitamins and herbal extracts fell on him? The corner said he died of natural causes....
After a severe earthquake in Dublin, Ireland. Rescuers were searching the rubble of a collapsed city centre hotel, when they heard a faint Irish voice shout "Help! Fecking help me!" The rescuers...
Dublin Evening Herald News Headline :- An Irish family have been found frozen to death outside the Dublin Odeon Cinema. * They had been queuing for 3 weeks to see " Closed for the Winter":) ....
Wife texts husband. Windows frozen won't open. Husband text back and said to pour luke warm water over and to tap sides with hammer. Wife text back 5 mins later to say computer is completely messed...
My mate is flogging Welsh DVD's. Anyone want any? He's got: Nine and a Half Leeks Trefforest Gump The Lost Boyos Dai Hard Sheepless in Seattle Dai's of Thunder The Magic Rhonddabout Independence Dai...
