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Patsy33

1401 to 1420 of 1937

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My friend got a cleaner who is eastern European. Took her 15 hours to Hoover around the house. She was a Slovak.
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Went to see Dire Straits tribute band last night. I'd say the second half was ok, but the first half was dire....
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A London banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and rips off the...
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Rick O'Shea... Now there's a man that's dodged a bullet!
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Rio Ferdinand has given £500,000 to buy under privileged children good Christmas presents. Also, sleeping bags to all of Manchester's homeless. Makes a change to hear positive news from professional...
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My partner has left me because of an obsession with smashing things up. I'm so upset. I'm in bits.....
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Sleeping with the bartender won't get you a free drink, but it's worth a shot....
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My boss said to me "Why do you come out in a rash everytime I give you your wages"? I said "It's because i'm allergic to peanuts".:)...
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https://youtu.be/VWFH1Y0WocI...
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Sad news... the managing director of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trecking across the Antartic. Paramedics said he could have done with another coat...:)....
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I use to think sticks and stones could break my bones but words can never hurt me...until I fell into a printing press....
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My granddad was very poorly in hospital. Doctors rubbed lard on his back. He went down hill very quickly after that......
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Watching TV is a nightmare nowadays, Violence, fighting, cursing, swearing and thats just to get the fecking remote!:)
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I was wondering if anyone knows how Frugalfred is? It's been a couple of weeks now. Fred if you are looking in, hope you are doing well in your recovery and not in too much pain. A speedy recovery and...
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Need your advice! Been offered 8 legs of venison for £40. Is that two dear?:)...
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When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination?
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When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination?
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My husband asked, "Why are you hiding in the wardrobe"? I said, "Narnia business!"...
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Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80? "Aye matey! ".......

1401 to 1420 of 1937

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