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Deleted.

I just deleted my twitter account. I don't want to sound paranoid but I think people were following me. ;P
15:57 Thu 24th Nov 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 17:09 Thu 24th Nov 2016
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Christmas Morning.

When my Sons wakes up Christmas morning. They will be faced with everything they could ever have Dreamed Of. * I've got them an Argos Catalogue.:)....
15:14 Thu 24th Nov 20169 answers, last by vulcan42 00:07 Fri 25th Nov 2016
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Guy In Store.

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. ‘Do you want a bag?’, the cashier asks. ‘No’, the guy says, ‘she’s not that ugly’...
01:18 Thu 24th Nov 20164 answers, last by frugalfred 12:41 Thu 24th Nov 2016
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Three Stages..

There are three stages of sex after marriage: 1. Tri-weekly. 2. Try weekly. 3. Try weakly....
00:30 Thu 24th Nov 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 01:20 Thu 24th Nov 2016
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Airport.

I live in an airport but when the security guard comes at night Heathrows me out.
21:13 Wed 23rd Nov 201629 answers, last by Patsy33 00:48 Thu 24th Nov 2016
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New Movie.

Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?" It hasn't come out yet....
00:59 Wed 23rd Nov 201627 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:59 Thu 24th Nov 2016
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Natalie Wood

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17:41 Tue 22nd Nov 201612 answers, last by divebuddy 20:02 Tue 22nd Nov 2016
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States.

My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America, just to see how long it Texas....
13:18 Tue 22nd Nov 20169 answers, last by 1ozzy 04:41 Wed 23rd Nov 2016
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Going To A Town. Rufus Wainwright.

https://g.co/kgs/eex2mW Love, love this song. Strong emotional words......
19:39 Mon 21st Nov 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 21:02 Mon 21st Nov 2016
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Farmer.

A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “The end of the world is nigh!" I think it was Farmer Geddon.:).....
18:30 Mon 21st Nov 201622 answers, last by Patsy33 02:00 Tue 22nd Nov 2016
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Old Carpet.

I'm fed up with my neighbour always teasing me about my old carpet. It's wearing a bit thin now....
12:43 Mon 21st Nov 201613 answers, last by 1ozzy 04:44 Wed 23rd Nov 2016
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Question Title Here

An old lady walked past a bus stop singing "21 today, 21 today" A young man shouted," You're not 21 you stupid old bat!" The old lady swings her walking stick and beats the young man across his back....
12:45 Sun 20th Nov 20165 answers, last by Tilly2 17:47 Mon 21st Nov 2016
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Peeping Tom.

Last night the local Peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws’ door, and asked her to shut her blinds....
21:08 Sat 19th Nov 2016
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Bargain Tv.

I seen an advert in a window. It said, TV for sale, stuck on full volume. I thought to myself, 'I can't turn that down'!........
14:23 Thu 17th Nov 20165 answers, last by Nightcleaner 17:55 Thu 17th Nov 2016
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Is This For Real?

https://youtu.be/BTsZ9rPZmiA Good idea??...
12:26 Thu 17th Nov 2016
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Sausages.

Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them....
20:55 Wed 16th Nov 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 17:47 Thu 17th Nov 2016
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Rem Losing My Religion

https://g.co/kgs/Nf2Jqh My favourite from REM. Enjoy. ( If you are a fan)...
17:55 Wed 16th Nov 201620 answers, last by Patsy33 11:25 Thu 17th Nov 2016
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Bedding.

There has been a break - in at a bedding factory. Thousands of duvets and blankets have been stolen. Police believe there's a big cover up going on.........
14:47 Wed 16th Nov 201612 answers, last by marval 17:27 Thu 17th Nov 2016
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Visit To The Gynecologists.

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me." "This one's kind of strange,"...
22:20 Tue 15th Nov 20165 answers, last by melv16 00:37 Wed 16th Nov 2016
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Flasher.

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!...
17:49 Tue 15th Nov 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 22:22 Tue 15th Nov 2016

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