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Patsy33

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Obsession.

My partner has left me because of an obsession with smashing things up. I'm so upset. I'm in bits.....
09:00 Fri 16th Dec 201613 answers, last by Patsy33 14:27 Fri 16th Dec 2016
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Bartender.

Sleeping with the bartender won't get you a free drink, but it's worth a shot....
18:34 Thu 15th Dec 2016
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Rash.

My boss said to me "Why do you come out in a rash everytime I give you your wages"? I said "It's because i'm allergic to peanuts".:)...
14:41 Thu 15th Dec 201611 answers, last by Arksided 18:10 Fri 16th Dec 2016
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Chip Pan On Fire. 'everly Pregnant'

https://youtu.be/VWFH1Y0WocI...
14:13 Thu 15th Dec 20163 answers, last by wolf63 14:25 Thu 15th Dec 2016
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Hypothermia

Sad news... the managing director of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trecking across the Antartic. Paramedics said he could have done with another coat...:)....
21:14 Wed 14th Dec 20169 answers, last by Patsy33 11:55 Thu 15th Dec 2016
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Until......

I use to think sticks and stones could break my bones but words can never hurt me...until I fell into a printing press....
18:31 Tue 13th Dec 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 22:52 Tue 13th Dec 2016
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Poorly Granddad.

My granddad was very poorly in hospital. Doctors rubbed lard on his back. He went down hill very quickly after that......
22:48 Mon 12th Dec 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 13:18 Tue 13th Dec 2016
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Tv.

Watching TV is a nightmare nowadays, Violence, fighting, cursing, swearing and thats just to get the fecking remote!:)
21:07 Mon 12th Dec 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 22:51 Mon 12th Dec 2016
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Frugalfred.

I was wondering if anyone knows how Frugalfred is? It's been a couple of weeks now. Fred if you are looking in, hope you are doing well in your recovery and not in too much pain. A speedy recovery and...
16:12 Mon 12th Dec 20166 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 07:49 Tue 13th Dec 2016
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Advice.

Need your advice! Been offered 8 legs of venison for £40. Is that two dear?:)...
14:27 Mon 12th Dec 201614 answers, last by zebo 20:11 Mon 12th Dec 2016
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Dream

When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination?
21:47 Sun 11th Dec 2016
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Dream

When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination?
21:45 Sun 11th Dec 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 13:11 Mon 12th Dec 2016
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Hiding.

My husband asked, "Why are you hiding in the wardrobe"? I said, "Narnia business!"...
21:57 Sat 10th Dec 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 12:38 Sun 11th Dec 2016
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Salesman.

Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
17:00 Sat 10th Dec 201616 answers, last by 1ozzy 00:39 Sun 11th Dec 2016
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Pirate

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? "Aye matey! ".......
18:24 Fri 09th Dec 201620 answers, last by DaisyNonna 23:48 Fri 09th Dec 2016
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It's Not Working.

The wife left note on fridge. It’s not working. I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to mum’s.” it said. Husband opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the hell she...
20:30 Wed 07th Dec 20161 answer, last by DTCwordfan 20:38 Wed 07th Dec 2016
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For Sale.

Dead Budgie for sale. NOT going cheep........
17:47 Wed 07th Dec 201614 answers, last by marval 22:29 Wed 07th Dec 2016
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Big Words.

The teacher was trying to encourage her young pupils to use grown up words instead of baby words. She asked Michael what he did yesterday. "I visited my Nana". Teacher said no, we say Grandmother. She...
12:15 Tue 06th Dec 2016
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Get Me Out Of Here!

Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place! Doctor: I am, bit by bit....
22:11 Mon 05th Dec 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 22:20 Mon 05th Dec 2016
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Artist.

Q: What did the artist say to his girlfriend? A: I really love you with all my art...
22:03 Sun 04th Dec 20169 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:13 Mon 05th Dec 2016

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