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1501 to 1520 of 1937

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Dido. Another Great Song.

https://g.co/kgs/Oh0eKU...
17:34 Sun 23rd Oct 201614 answers, last by Mamyalynne 21:53 Wed 26th Oct 2016
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Bad Dancer.

You know a man's a bad dancer when he keeps stepping on Dolly Parton's feet.......
12:03 Sun 23rd Oct 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 12:40 Sun 23rd Oct 2016
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Looking For A Sailor

A chap goes into shop and asked if a one armed sailor worked there. A man replied, "It's not me, I'm a Wholesaler"..........
15:48 Sat 22nd Oct 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 19:06 Sat 22nd Oct 2016
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Complaint.

I said to my doctor, "The older I get the more gossip I spread" He replied, "It's Rumourtism"...........
13:51 Sat 22nd Oct 20164 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:58 Sat 22nd Oct 2016
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Isn't This Beautiful? Robin Gibb Fans.

https://youtu.be/DECeG5mZOjI...
13:38 Sat 22nd Oct 20161 answer, last by Mamyalynne 13:42 Sat 22nd Oct 2016
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Ice Rink.

My friend has opened up an ice rink charging just 10p a go, what a cheap skate....
17:47 Fri 21st Oct 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 21:55 Fri 21st Oct 2016
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Fancy Dress

There is an 80s fancy dress party that my wife doesn’t want me to dress as a pop star for, but I’m adamant…...
14:05 Thu 20th Oct 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 18:30 Thu 20th Oct 2016
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Horseplay.

Did you hear about the man who was arrested for having sex with a horse? In his defence he claimed it was a stable relationship....
22:55 Tue 18th Oct 201613 answers, last by Patsy33 19:16 Wed 19th Oct 2016
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Home Thoughts Fro Abroad. Clifford T Ward

https://youtu.be/akKVtGUsbbY Just wanted to share such a lovely song....
15:18 Tue 18th Oct 201622 answers, last by Tilly2 21:29 Tue 18th Oct 2016
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Con- Artist

I performed at a prison today. It was a captive audience!
13:15 Tue 18th Oct 20169 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:06 Tue 18th Oct 2016
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Bartender

:Q. What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? A: "Olive or twist?"...
20:38 Sat 15th Oct 20162 answers, last by tonyav 20:53 Sat 15th Oct 2016
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Can Anyone Get This One? (One Of Mine Just For Fun)

Object L maybe? Remains happy until this legal procedure. (7.5)
18:17 Thu 13th Oct 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 20:58 Thu 13th Oct 2016
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Crossword Compiler.

Did you hear about the crossword compiler who reached his hundredth birthday? The Queen sent him an anagram....
12:28 Thu 13th Oct 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 13:23 Thu 13th Oct 2016
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A Rumour.

When asked about rumors that he owned a bakery, Shakespeare replied, 'It's much a-dough about muffin.'
21:12 Wed 12th Oct 20166 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:01 Thu 13th Oct 2016
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Aggressive.

Coffee makes people really aggresive, last nite I had 11 pints down the pub. While my wife had 2 coffees at home, u should have heard the shouting when I got home!!..:)
20:55 Tue 11th Oct 20165 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:50 Wed 12th Oct 2016
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The Naked Truth..

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman. Why aren't you wearing any...
11:50 Mon 10th Oct 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 15:35 Tue 11th Oct 2016
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Cryptics

1.Two from Amsterdam? That doesn't make sense.(6.5) 2.Blue tube. Shh...(4.4) 3. Stone a goat for dance music. (10) 4.On hand in Kent might prove toothless. Such a blow! (7.8) 5.Object L maybe? Remains...
18:20 Sun 09th Oct 20164 answers, last by Toorak 18:24 Sun 09th Oct 2016
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She Took It All!

My wife has just left me, taking my satellite dish and Bob Marley collection: No woman, no Sky.
14:56 Fri 07th Oct 20164 answers, last by Tilly2 18:45 Fri 07th Oct 2016
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Unique Date.

Not sure if anyone else has mentioned it, but today's date is 6102016. Read the same either way. Just thought I'd put it out there......
16:24 Thu 06th Oct 201614 answers, last by Tilly2 20:55 Thu 06th Oct 2016
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What An Affair....

My married friend is feeling stressed because of all the affairs he is having. I said he can't carry on like this........
13:20 Thu 06th Oct 201610 answers, last by Patsy33 20:11 Thu 06th Oct 2016

1501 to 1520 of 1937

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