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Digger.

The shovel. What a groundbreaking tool that is....
19:39 Mon 31st Oct 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 20:30 Mon 31st Oct 2016
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An Englishman In New York.

https://g.co/kgs/bZNFp8...
14:40 Mon 31st Oct 20169 answers, last by andy-hughes 20:13 Mon 31st Oct 2016
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Wood You Believe It?

Did you hear about the woodworker who died when he fell into a vat of varnish? It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.
12:54 Mon 31st Oct 20165 answers, last by Tilly2 18:09 Mon 31st Oct 2016
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Fororrissey Fans

https://youtu.be/c_Bh-G9whv4...
20:48 Fri 28th Oct 201610 answers, last by Patsy33 11:14 Mon 31st Oct 2016
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Getting Cholesterol Down.

If you're worried about taking Statins, cholesterol lowering yogurt drinks can work just as well according to Richard Madely on The Wright Stuff this morning. He said his was always around 5.6 and...
12:50 Fri 28th Oct 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 16:05 Fri 28th Oct 2016
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It's Not Our Fault!

Me ?? Behave ?? Seriously !! As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White...
10:46 Fri 28th Oct 201629 answers, last by marval 19:41 Fri 28th Oct 2016
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Plastic Surgery.

When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject, these days if you mention botox no one raises an eyebrow.:)
15:45 Thu 27th Oct 201618 answers, last by andypipwilly 20:02 Thu 27th Oct 2016
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Stopped By Police.

2 boys have been stopped by police for riding a vacuum cleaner down a steep hill a police spokesman said "those boys are Dyson with death":)...
09:23 Thu 27th Oct 20169 answers, last by weecalf 08:13 Fri 28th Oct 2016
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Dread

I used to dread walking under Horse Chestnut trees in the autumn . But with some therapy I've managed to Conker it.:)...
22:45 Wed 26th Oct 20165 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:55 Thu 27th Oct 2016
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Pole In Specsavers.

A Polish immigrant goes to Specsavers for an eye test. The optician shows him a board with the letters CZWIXNOSTACZ on it and says, "Can you read that?" "Read it," says the Pole, "I frocking know the...
13:58 Tue 25th Oct 2016
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Brummie.

A brummie goes for a job interview wearing a polyester shirt, bright flares and big boots. The interviewer says: "All you need now is a kipper tie." The brummie replies: "That would be luvloy, two...
12:06 Tue 25th Oct 20163 answers, last by hereIam 12:11 Tue 25th Oct 2016
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Cheer Up.

My friend keeps saying, "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well..:)...
22:30 Mon 24th Oct 201610 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:34 Tue 25th Oct 2016
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Wine

I drank so much wine last night, when I went back across the dance floor to get another drink, I won the Dance competition!
20:44 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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Race.

Me and my neighbour had a race to see who could put the washing out on the line the quickest. It was level pegging......
15:28 Mon 24th Oct 201616 answers, last by Tuvok 20:41 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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Lazy.

Just been doing the shopping with my wife in Tescos. Out of the blue she called me a lazy barstard..... Well! I nearly fell out the trolly!...
17:13 Sun 23rd Oct 20164 answers, last by vulcan42 17:54 Sun 23rd Oct 2016
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Dido. Another Great Song.

https://g.co/kgs/Oh0eKU...
16:34 Sun 23rd Oct 201614 answers, last by Mamyalynne 20:53 Wed 26th Oct 2016
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Bad Dancer.

You know a man's a bad dancer when he keeps stepping on Dolly Parton's feet.......
11:03 Sun 23rd Oct 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 11:40 Sun 23rd Oct 2016
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Looking For A Sailor

A chap goes into shop and asked if a one armed sailor worked there. A man replied, "It's not me, I'm a Wholesaler"..........
14:48 Sat 22nd Oct 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 18:06 Sat 22nd Oct 2016
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Complaint.

I said to my doctor, "The older I get the more gossip I spread" He replied, "It's Rumourtism"...........
12:51 Sat 22nd Oct 20164 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:58 Sat 22nd Oct 2016
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Isn't This Beautiful? Robin Gibb Fans.

https://youtu.be/DECeG5mZOjI...
12:38 Sat 22nd Oct 20161 answer, last by Mamyalynne 12:42 Sat 22nd Oct 2016

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