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'armless Joke.

I saw my mate Bill this morning, he's only got one arm bless him. I shouted - "Where you off to, Bill?" He said, "I'm off to change a light bulb." Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then...
22:03 Wed 05th Oct 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 12:54 Thu 06th Oct 2016
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Oh Bells!

A class of children from a school for the blind, are by the sea side playing with a football with a bell on it, so they can hear where it is. The teacher pops off for a quiet pint. Shortly someone...
19:13 Wed 05th Oct 20166 answers, last by zebo 00:20 Thu 06th Oct 2016
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How To Be Found!

An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am...
19:00 Wed 05th Oct 20162 answers, last by zebo 00:22 Thu 06th Oct 2016
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Smiling.

3 bodies turn up at the mortuary all with smiles on their faces. The cop asks the coroner, "why are they all smiling?" The Coroner says, "1st guy died of heart attack making love to his wife, hence...
12:59 Tue 04th Oct 20166 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:39 Wed 05th Oct 2016
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New Job.

Last week I started my new job with the Samaritan's I tried to phone in sick today but the feckers talked me of it:).
23:10 Sun 02nd Oct 20162 answers, last by andypipwilly 15:53 Mon 03rd Oct 2016
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Out On A Limb.

Did you hear about the American podiatrist and the English chiropodist? They were arch rivals.....
15:54 Sat 01st Oct 201616 answers, last by zebo 14:46 Sun 02nd Oct 2016
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Travis. Idlewild.

Love this new song. Any Travis fans?https://g.co/kgs/USsuFh
10:59 Sat 01st Oct 201619 answers, last by Tilly2 19:54 Wed 05th Oct 2016
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Barry Gibb

He's on the One Show! Does Baths know??
19:01 Fri 30th Sep 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 11:17 Sat 01st Oct 2016
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Sweet.

URGENT NOTICE…!!! Will Buster, please stop sending me Videos of the 1970's group "Sweet". * "Does anyone know a Way, there's got to be a Way, To Block Buster"..:)....
18:54 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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Survey.

Apparently there's been a survey about how people walk home from the pub. The results are staggering...:)
17:01 Wed 28th Sep 2016
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Clowns.

Saw a group of pheasants & partridges dressed as clowns. I thought, “they’re game for a laugh”....
11:50 Wed 28th Sep 20164 answers, last by marval 22:11 Wed 28th Sep 2016
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Hiding.

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen...
18:41 Tue 27th Sep 20162 answers, last by weecalf 14:13 Wed 28th Sep 2016
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Mozart.

Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because the kept running around shouting, Bach, Bach, Bach.........
12:49 Tue 27th Sep 201654 answers, last by Patsy33 23:57 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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Selffffffff Help.

I joined a club for Tourette's sufferers - it took 4 hours to get sworn in..:)...
22:19 Mon 26th Sep 20161 answer, last by 1ozzy 00:22 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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Sad

One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”. The...
00:11 Mon 26th Sep 20162 answers, last by Chipchopper 01:04 Mon 26th Sep 2016
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Barking Mad.

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.
13:15 Sat 24th Sep 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 19:33 Sat 24th Sep 2016
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Package.

I got a package in the post last week, and on it it said, ‘Please don’t bend.’ So how was I supposed to pick it up?”...
11:16 Fri 23rd Sep 20166 answers, last by roger 00:10 Sat 24th Sep 2016
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Construction Joke.

What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one...
14:17 Thu 22nd Sep 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 17:52 Thu 22nd Sep 2016
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Odd Job Man.

I got an odd-job man in. He was useless. Gave him a list of eight things to do and he only did numbers one, three, five and seven....
22:13 Wed 21st Sep 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 11:38 Thu 22nd Sep 2016
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Love At First Sight

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed...
20:29 Tue 20th Sep 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 16:56 Wed 21st Sep 2016

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