Went to cinema earlier to watch Girl on the Train. I though it quite good. Apparently not as good as the book which I never got round to reading. I'm sure it would have been better being an all...
A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!" The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?" "Two years," says the man. "Then why did it...
Why is it that when someone kindly sends a link to a song I can't see it. It works when I get a YouTube link. I'm on a mobile smart phone. I'm not very 'tech sassy'!
Well It's nearly that time of year again when the fat lump with the beard comes,drinks all my whisky and gives the kids presents,I fecking hate my mother in law..:).......
Paddy went to the bank for a loan. The teller says, "I'm sorry, but the loan arranger isn't in today". "Ok" Paddy replies, "I'll speak to Tonto if he's in?"......