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Patsy33

1461 to 1480 of 1937

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Went to cinema earlier to watch Girl on the Train. I though it quite good. Apparently not as good as the book which I never got round to reading. I'm sure it would have been better being an all...
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https://youtu.be/A7kw5zXVFVQ...
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My neighbours have been a bit secretive lately. Today in town, I see they're running a joke shop. It's funny business......
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Just named our dog 'Five Miles' So I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day....
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What does a painter sing when he's in Dire Straits? A: "Monet for Nothing"...
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A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!" The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?" "Two years," says the man. "Then why did it...
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The police had to be called this morning. The local Refuse & Recycling site has been broken into and trashed..........
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It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I've turned myself around and that's what its all about.
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Can anyone tell me some reasons why a fairly new combi boiler is not producing hot water? Also affected heating and I'm freezing! tia
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I've got two dogs called Timex and Rolex. People think they're strange names, but I remind them they are watch dogs....
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I love all God's creatures. Especially with roasties, peas and gravy!.....
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How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? "There, They're, Their".........
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https://youtu.be/hLlBPKjB1KY (From Heathen CD)...
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Little Red Riding Hood found in a Critical Condition. Paramedics have Stabilised her Condition. But She's Not Out of the Woods Yet.:)....
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Why is it that when someone kindly sends a link to a song I can't see it. It works when I get a YouTube link. I'm on a mobile smart phone. I'm not very 'tech sassy'!
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I had a nice little business making umbrellas. Unfortunately it folded up....
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Well It's nearly that time of year again when the fat lump with the beard comes,drinks all my whisky and gives the kids presents,I fecking hate my mother in law..:).......
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https://youtu.be/6o6zMPLcXZ8 Always loved this song from this beautiful soul....
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Paddy went to the bank for a loan. The teller says, "I'm sorry, but the loan arranger isn't in today". "Ok" Paddy replies, "I'll speak to Tonto if he's in?"......

1461 to 1480 of 1937

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