Donate SIGN UP

Patsy33

1461 to 1480 of 1972

First Previous 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 Next Last

Avatar Image
Patsy33

Health Food Shop.

Did you hear about the man who went into health food shop and was killed when a display of vitamins and herbal extracts fell on him? The corner said he died of natural causes....
17:29 Sat 03rd Dec 20161 answer, last by Chipchopper 18:14 Sat 03rd Dec 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Squats

What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing squats in a cucumber field....
21:43 Fri 02nd Dec 201614 answers, last by 237SJ 20:32 Sun 04th Dec 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Best Book.

What's a rabbit's favourite novel? Warren Peace......
12:54 Fri 02nd Dec 201615 answers, last by Shaglene 11:12 Sat 03rd Dec 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Gambler.

My wife has left me because I am a compulsive gambler. I’d do anything to win her back....
19:02 Thu 01st Dec 201613 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:18 Thu 01st Dec 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Earthquake

After a severe earthquake in Dublin, Ireland. Rescuers were searching the rubble of a collapsed city centre hotel, when they heard a faint Irish voice shout "Help! Fecking help me!" The rescuers...
19:00 Wed 30th Nov 20161 answer, last by lankeela 21:20 Fri 02nd Dec 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

New Bank Notes.

Vegan campaigners insist new bank notes should be made of fruit and vegetable pulp thus making sure everyone gets their fiver day.
14:43 Wed 30th Nov 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 16:22 Wed 30th Nov 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Date.

My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine. We met by accident.
18:46 Tue 29th Nov 201620 answers, last by Patsy33 18:14 Wed 30th Nov 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Babe

I've been calling my girlfriend, "Babe," every day since we met six months ago. Should I tell her that I forgot her name ?...:)...
00:15 Tue 29th Nov 20168 answers, last by mallyh 07:59 Tue 29th Nov 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Fell In Love.

Did you hear about the two kleptomaniacs who fell I love? They stole each other's hearts........
15:47 Mon 28th Nov 20163 answers, last by Capeman 09:57 Tue 29th Nov 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Choirs. Rufus Wainwright, Toronto

How wonderful is this?
22:54 Sun 27th Nov 20167 answers, last by Mamyalynne 15:05 Mon 28th Nov 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Irish Family

Dublin Evening Herald News Headline :- An Irish family have been found frozen to death outside the Dublin Odeon Cinema. * They had been queuing for 3 weeks to see " Closed for the Winter":) ....
21:53 Sat 26th Nov 20163 answers, last by marval 22:20 Sat 26th Nov 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Question Title Here

Wife texts husband. Windows frozen won't open. Husband text back and said to pour luke warm water over and to tap sides with hammer. Wife text back 5 mins later to say computer is completely messed...
11:14 Fri 25th Nov 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 12:31 Fri 25th Nov 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

My Budgie

My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches.....his little face lit up when he tried to walk.:).
00:14 Fri 25th Nov 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 11:21 Fri 25th Nov 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Please Put Title In For Me Ed.

Ed, please can you give my joke a title! I forgot, rushing about babysitting.. can you put 'Welsh DVDs' in title. Tia. :-)...
17:20 Thu 24th Nov 20161 answer, last by jno 17:23 Thu 24th Nov 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Question Title Here

My mate is flogging Welsh DVD's. Anyone want any? He's got: Nine and a Half Leeks Trefforest Gump The Lost Boyos Dai Hard Sheepless in Seattle Dai's of Thunder The Magic Rhonddabout Independence Dai...
16:25 Thu 24th Nov 201633 answers, last by Patsy33 23:38 Thu 24th Nov 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Deleted.

I just deleted my twitter account. I don't want to sound paranoid but I think people were following me. ;P
14:57 Thu 24th Nov 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 16:09 Thu 24th Nov 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Christmas Morning.

When my Sons wakes up Christmas morning. They will be faced with everything they could ever have Dreamed Of. * I've got them an Argos Catalogue.:)....
14:14 Thu 24th Nov 20169 answers, last by vulcan42 23:07 Thu 24th Nov 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Guy In Store.

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. ‘Do you want a bag?’, the cashier asks. ‘No’, the guy says, ‘she’s not that ugly’...
00:18 Thu 24th Nov 20164 answers, last by frugalfred 11:41 Thu 24th Nov 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Three Stages..

There are three stages of sex after marriage: 1. Tri-weekly. 2. Try weekly. 3. Try weakly....
23:30 Wed 23rd Nov 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 00:20 Thu 24th Nov 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Airport.

I live in an airport but when the security guard comes at night Heathrows me out.
20:13 Wed 23rd Nov 201629 answers, last by Patsy33 23:48 Wed 23rd Nov 2016

1461 to 1480 of 1972

First Previous 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 Next Last