I was watching my dad cut the grass today. When all of a sudden he seemed to stop and was sloped over the lawn mower. I turned to mum and said, "Is dad alright?" She replied, "Oh, he's just going...
Paddy and his wife are lying in bed one night and the neighbours dog's barking like fury in the garden. Paddy says, "Feck this", and storms downstairs. Five minutes later he comes back upstairs and...
1.An angry twister. Is it relative? (1,6) 2.Its a great deal I have, which is immense. (7) 3.Currently, at this location, but not in any place? (7) 4.Normal without bend about after a quarter of two...
A woman gets home, whirls her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband says, "Oh my God!...
My daughter was supposed to start fertility treatment yesterday but doctor could'nt see how many eggs she had due to a blood clot on fallopian tube. Does anyone know if it's likely to disperse next...
I was in court the other day and the Judge said to me "Have you ever been up before me?"
I replied, "I'm not sure, what time do you normally wake up?:)...
Taffy, Jock and Paddy are chatting. Taffy says: "Women are so stupid. My wife has just bought a car and she can't evn drive!" Jock says: "That's nothing. My wife's on a diet and she's not even fat"...
BBC News: An Indian builder has fallen through a roof at a Lionel Richie concert, a spokesman said "The last thing i saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling":)...
My granddaughter is 18 months in a couple of days, and would you believe it, shes only got one tooth just appearing at the bottom. I wondered if any of you Mums or Grandmothers know of similar cases?...
Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green Massey Ferguson tractor. Buttocks clenched he...
