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Irish Password.

During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT at the Bank of Ireland It was found that Paddy O'Toole was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDublin When Paddy was asked why he had...
18:22 Thu 01st Sep 20165 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:59 Thu 01st Sep 2016
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Foiled.

My friend said to me, “I hear the FBI have foiled a terrorist plot to kill Donald trump.” “What, a suicide bomber? ” I asked. “No, a surface to hair missile.”....
12:09 Thu 01st Sep 2016
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Cupid. A Couple Of Knockers

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17:03 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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Preacher's Advice Not Needed.

The preacher came to call the other day. He said that at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him I do -- all the time. No matter where I am -- in the parlor, upstairs in the...
12:55 Wed 31st Aug 20161 answer, last by marval 13:15 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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Wedding Anniversary.

Bob forgets his wife's wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!! The...
10:55 Wed 31st Aug 20169 answers, last by zebo 14:03 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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Not For The Faint Hearted!

Two linesmen are chatting in the mess room at lunchtime. "'Ere, Fred, you'll never guess what I found today. A girl tied to the railway tracks! Like something from a silent film it was!" "Jesus Joe,...
13:56 Tue 30th Aug 2016
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My Book.

I've written a book about a young girl who takes drugs and encounters all kinds of strange creatures talking in almost incomprehensible dialect. It ends up with her getting pregnant and becoming a...
16:11 Sun 28th Aug 201611 answers, last by Jackdaw33 20:34 Sun 28th Aug 2016
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Strange Spelling

Why is there no e after the g in Bridgwater? Can anyone enlighten me please? I'm particularly interested as I was born there.
19:59 Fri 26th Aug 201614 answers, last by Jackdaw33 20:52 Fri 26th Aug 2016
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Sunday Morning Sex

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather...
16:54 Sun 21st Aug 20165 answers, last by Butterbun 09:32 Mon 22nd Aug 2016
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Daddie's Explanation.

Daddy, how was I born? Well, Son, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via email with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and...
17:05 Mon 15th Aug 20162 answers, last by marval 21:41 Mon 15th Aug 2016
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Breaking News.

West Midlands Police are on the look out for a cross-eyed burglar. They have stated, "If you see him peering in your front window, please warn the people next door.":)...
16:45 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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Library Bus.

My friend got knocked down by a Library bus. Poor thing was screaming in pain. The driver quickly jumped out, went up to my friend and said, "Shhhhhhhh!! ( Courtesy of Peter Kaye)...
12:09 Sun 14th Aug 20162 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:45 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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Low Blood Pressure

Was going to see doctor a week or so ago because of low blood pressure but after a few days felt better so didn't bother. Yesterday I felt so dizzy, weak and extremely shaky. I managed to quickly make...
09:41 Sun 14th Aug 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 10:22 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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Concerned.

I was watching my dad cut the grass today. When all of a sudden he seemed to stop and was sloped over the lawn mower. I turned to mum and said, "Is dad alright?" She replied, "Oh, he's just going...
22:00 Fri 12th Aug 20167 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:09 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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Who's A Silly Boy?

I got thrown out of Chester Zoo for making a parrot laugh today. It's polly tickle correctness gone mad....
16:50 Fri 12th Aug 20164 answers, last by marval 21:31 Fri 12th Aug 2016

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