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Funeral Service.

I've just got back from a friend's funeral. He died after being hit in the head by a tennis ball. It really was a wonderful service...
23:14 Fri 01st Jul 201611 answers, last by Svejk 01:56 Sat 02nd Jul 2016
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Nightmare.

I used to have a recurring nightmare about a fruit machine. My wife would always nudge and hold me which just made it worse...
22:22 Fri 01st Jul 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 23:02 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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Wales- Belgium

Woo hoo!! Wales scored another! 3-1:-)
21:44 Fri 01st Jul 20161 answer, last by ummmm 22:24 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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A Sad Joke?

A Chinese man faked his own death. His family were suspicious. They didn't bereave him.....
13:31 Thu 30th Jun 20165 answers, last by waterboatman 04:41 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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Slim Chance.

I wanted to lose weight. So I went to the paint store where I could get thinner...
23:31 Wed 29th Jun 20162 answers, last by marval 18:01 Thu 30th Jun 2016
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Forgiveness.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong...
20:12 Wed 29th Jun 20167 answers, last by Prudie 20:39 Wed 29th Jun 2016
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Second- Hand Shoes.

Bought a second- hand pair of shoes today. I think they must've belonged to some sort of junkie as I keep tripping....
12:28 Wed 29th Jun 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 12:44 Wed 29th Jun 2016
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A Humourous Look At Being British.

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a...
22:51 Tue 28th Jun 20169 answers, last by Psybbo 23:32 Tue 28th Jun 2016
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Love Makes The World Go Round.

The couple who met in a revolving door, are still going round together..
16:27 Tue 28th Jun 20161 answer, last by 1ozzy 23:17 Tue 28th Jun 2016
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Quick Thinking...

Paddy goes on a first aid course. The instructor asks him what would he do if his child swallowed the front door key? Paddy replies that he would climb through the front window.
12:45 Tue 28th Jun 2016
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Who'd Have Thought!..

I heard Jeremy Corbyn was in IKEA recently. He was looking for a new cabinet..
21:44 Mon 27th Jun 20166 answers, last by Old_Geezer 22:19 Wed 29th Jun 2016
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Cryptics

1.Cut back dog-end maybe? (7) 2.The nobleman can go before Alice Cooper and be responsible. (11) 3.I am pretending to be striking.(8) 4.Dear horse is confused but sharp! (6)...
21:51 Sun 26th Jun 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 22:04 Sun 26th Jun 2016
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Cobwebs.

I cleaned the attic out with my wife the other day. I'm still trying to get all the cobwebs out of her hair now......
20:34 Sun 26th Jun 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 18:45 Mon 27th Jun 2016
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Cryptic

1.The winner is silver, fresh almost, to drink. (9) 2.Fling one before barrier to scold. (9) 3.Trunk now needs investigating. A hidden secret? (7) 4.Young lady almost stood before head to make...
23:10 Sat 25th Jun 20167 answers, last by scorpiojo 23:17 Sat 25th Jun 2016
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Not Welcome.

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman shouts, "Oi, we don't want your type in here!"...
19:58 Sat 25th Jun 20166 answers, last by maggiebee 11:32 Mon 27th Jun 2016
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Breast Stroke.

Just been swimming. Can anyone tell me why I hardly move when doing the breast stroke? It's a bit embarrassing! I move faster doing side stroke. What am I doing wrong?....
14:37 Sat 25th Jun 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 17:28 Sat 25th Jun 2016
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Beware.

Never go out with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
23:59 Fri 24th Jun 201610 answers, last by cupid04 15:31 Sat 25th Jun 2016
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Cryptic

Number is obscene? (5)
18:04 Fri 24th Jun 20166 answers, last by fiction-factory 20:10 Fri 24th Jun 2016
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Password.

What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest"...
15:52 Fri 24th Jun 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 15:56 Fri 24th Jun 2016
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Skip To The Beat.

Marvin Gaye kept a sheep in my vineyard. He'd herd it through the grapevine.
18:09 Thu 23rd Jun 20161 answer, last by helmsman 13:16 Sat 25th Jun 2016

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