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Patsy33

1701 to 1720 of 1972

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Algebra.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. You're looking at your X and thinking Y?....
14:00 Mon 20th Jun 2016
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Panic Stations,!

Please can anyone advise on overdosing on omeprazole? Supposed to take 40 mg daily, accidentally took another 40 mg! For acid reflux.tia
09:53 Fri 17th Jun 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 13:47 Fri 17th Jun 2016
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Skylight

I've recently installed a skylight in my apartment... The people that live above are furious!
07:13 Fri 17th Jun 2016
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That's The Spirit!

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost 3 days already....
22:05 Thu 16th Jun 20166 answers, last by elliemay1 12:44 Fri 17th Jun 2016
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Cryptic

1.Explosive statement shows proof (9) 2.Rearranged bedroom causing weariness. (7)...
21:13 Wed 15th Jun 20165 answers, last by ubasses 21:15 Wed 15th Jun 2016
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My Tailor

My tailor is happy to make my trousers, or sew it seams......
18:36 Wed 15th Jun 201615 answers, last by stuey 23:32 Thu 16th Jun 2016
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Beethoven.

I know a pun about Beethoven, but I won't say it, as, it will only fall on deaf ears...
10:58 Wed 15th Jun 201615 answers, last by Patsy33 10:52 Thu 16th Jun 2016
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Obe

If an earl is awarded an OBE, does that make him an earlobe?
22:48 Tue 14th Jun 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 09:47 Wed 15th Jun 2016
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Group Meeting

I will start group meetings for people with OCD......Not because I have it, but surely someone will get the urge to start cleaning!
20:38 Tue 14th Jun 20167 answers, last by Hopkirk 07:29 Wed 15th Jun 2016
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Cryptic

Collateral damage will change pub?(5,5)
19:56 Tue 14th Jun 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 20:15 Tue 14th Jun 2016
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Breathe Easy

A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the motorway. Police confirmed there will be no congestion for 8 hours...
11:28 Tue 14th Jun 201615 answers, last by Patsy33 22:51 Tue 14th Jun 2016
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Cryptic

1.Rebuild it Brian, and develop country(7) 2.Lemons lay about leaving a meaning, seriously.(8) 3.Judge royal but don't begin before hesitation turns out poll.(10) 4.Lost gist around Nice, relocating...
19:54 Mon 13th Jun 201613 answers, last by Neveracrossword 20:51 Mon 13th Jun 2016
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A Hot Joke.

When the window fell in the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve....
09:58 Mon 13th Jun 2016
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Warning!

I walked into B&Q, and this bloke in orange and black asked me if I want decking. So I got the first punch in and that was that. So everyone, be on your guard, you might not be so lucky next time........
10:08 Fri 10th Jun 2016
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Zzzzzzzzz=£££££££££

Getting paid to sleep would be a dream job...
22:27 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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So Low.

A midget was complaining to a police officer that someone picked his pockets. "I can't believe someone would stoop so low" responded the police officer......
12:43 Thu 09th Jun 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 19:58 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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Unholy.

Did you hear about the nun who got expelled? She had dirty habits......
07:06 Thu 09th Jun 20163 answers, last by marval 18:10 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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Will It Hurt?

"Im getting circumcised tomorrow" says Paddy. "Oh, I had that done when I was a few days old" says Mick. Paddy asks, "Does it hurt?" "Well, I couldn't walk for nearly a year after" days Mick.........
18:28 Wed 08th Jun 20161 answer, last by marval 18:33 Wed 08th Jun 2016
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Privacy....

I put up a high-voltage electric fence over the weekend. My neighbour is dead against it....
15:11 Wed 08th Jun 201618 answers, last by vulcan42 08:08 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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Chocolate.

I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could it be a Chinese whispa?......
21:19 Tue 07th Jun 201612 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:09 Wed 08th Jun 2016

1701 to 1720 of 1972

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