A midget was complaining to a police officer that someone picked his pockets. "I can't believe someone would stoop so low" responded the police officer......
"Im getting circumcised tomorrow" says Paddy. "Oh, I had that done when I was a few days old" says Mick. Paddy asks, "Does it hurt?" "Well, I couldn't walk for nearly a year after" days Mick.........
It was about the late eighties, if I remember correctly, in N.Somerset. My mother, who couldn't sleep very well due to arthritis in her knee, got up to take some painkillers and made herself a drink....