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Patsy33

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Claustrophobic.

I get really claustrophobic in elevators. I've now started taking steps to avoid it.
22:57 Fri 15th Jul 20167 answers, last by marval 12:26 Sat 16th Jul 2016
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Cryptic

Confusion, as roofer and soldier in Asia discover author. (6,8)
23:05 Thu 14th Jul 20165 answers, last by scorpiojo 11:03 Fri 15th Jul 2016
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Keep Fit.

You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, and we still have no idea where the hell she is....
20:11 Wed 13th Jul 2016
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Bubble Wrap.

I asked my boss, "What shall I do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap?" He replied. "Pop in in the corner" "It took me four bluddy hours to do it!........
17:27 Wed 13th Jul 20164 answers, last by marval 18:06 Wed 13th Jul 2016
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Brilliant Deduction

Sherlock Holmes turned to Dr. Watson and announced, "The murderer lives in the house with the yellow door" "Good grief Holmes!" said Watson. "How on earth did you deduce that?" "It's a lemon entry, my...
12:31 Wed 13th Jul 20164 answers, last by Ellipsis 12:50 Wed 13th Jul 2016
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Which One To Marry?

A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet...
23:29 Tue 12th Jul 201612 answers, last by Capeman 09:04 Fri 15th Jul 2016
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Ibuprofen Warning.

My son sent me a link from Daily Telegraph tonight, warning people that Ibuprofen can cause heart failure. ( Sorry can't do the link) I won't be taking them again. Probably just stick to Paracetamol,...
23:36 Mon 11th Jul 201620 answers, last by Eve 17:26 Tue 12th Jul 2016
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Little Worker.

I had an unemployed dwarf do a few jobs for me. He asked if he could be payed under the table...
13:16 Mon 11th Jul 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 00:05 Tue 12th Jul 2016
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Scooter.

My son wanted a scooter. I said they were too dangerous. So he just moped round the kitchen...
18:25 Sun 10th Jul 20161 answer, last by 1ozzy 23:00 Sun 10th Jul 2016
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Well, I've Heard It All Now!

My friend said her husband takes Viagra for his sunburn. She said it doesn't treat the sunburn but keeps the sheets off his legs at night....
15:49 Sat 09th Jul 201614 answers, last by tonyav 23:56 Sat 09th Jul 2016
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Where Is She?...

I had a text from my wife earlier saying she was in casualty. Well, I watched the whole 50 minutes and I haven't seen her once. I'm still waiting and I'm starving!....
20:22 Thu 07th Jul 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 23:31 Thu 07th Jul 2016
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Shopping.

I went to the shopping centre today. Once you've seen one, you've seen the mall...
14:40 Thu 07th Jul 201615 answers, last by 1ozzy 23:47 Thu 07th Jul 2016
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A Jumper...

I know of someone who jumped off a bridge in Paris. He was in Seine....
12:56 Wed 06th Jul 20163 answers, last by marval 15:18 Wed 06th Jul 2016
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Bankers On A Ship.

What's the difference between a tragedy and a catastrophe? A tragedy is a ship full of bankers going down in a storm; a catastrophe is when they can all swim......
11:15 Tue 05th Jul 2016
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Search For Best Answers.

Hi Ed, because I've only just corrected my old email, I have lost email responses of any best answers. Not sure if I do have any- but would like to see. Is there a way of getting them up?(not very...
19:14 Mon 04th Jul 201615 answers, last by Patsy33 21:45 Mon 04th Jul 2016
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Question Title Here

Hi Ed, I need to change my email address on my private details. Unfortunately, I've forgotten my password word! Any suggestions?...
15:39 Mon 04th Jul 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 16:48 Mon 04th Jul 2016
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Question Title Here

I suffer from acid reflux from time to time and for the most part is controlled with omeprazole. The last couple of days, when I breathe in my breast bone and back feels sore. It's probably inflamed...
13:50 Mon 04th Jul 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 10:23 Tue 05th Jul 2016
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Flying.

What do you call a flying primate? A hot air baboon..........
17:14 Sun 03rd Jul 20168 answers, last by Svejk 05:54 Wed 06th Jul 2016
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Cryptic

1.Reveal I ruined her (7) 2.Damaged listener has boy to make sense (6) 3.Left bend she finds abroad (8) 4.Word play has young adolescent excited, out of this world! (7) 5.File a grand quietly somehow,...
23:57 Sat 02nd Jul 201610 answers, last by scorpiojo 00:14 Sun 03rd Jul 2016
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Football Practice.

Two flies playing football in a saucer. One says to the other,"Make an effort, we're playing in the cup tomorrow".......
21:43 Sat 02nd Jul 20161 answer, last by marval 21:47 Sat 02nd Jul 2016

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