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Patsy33

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Hhmmm.....

If voting made any difference, they wouldn't let us do it (Mark Twain)
17:21 Thu 23rd Jun 20164 answers, last by Old_Geezer 21:05 Thu 23rd Jun 2016
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Not Funny.

The problem with political jokes is that they get elected........
17:11 Thu 23rd Jun 20163 answers, last by Psybbo 17:13 Thu 23rd Jun 2016
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Disappointing.

I tried to look up 'impotence' on the internet, but nothing came up.....
23:36 Wed 22nd Jun 20162 answers, last by Zacs-Master 23:42 Wed 22nd Jun 2016
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Tasty

I met a man who loved eating couches. I think he had a suite tooth......
19:40 Wed 22nd Jun 20163 answers, last by cupid04 19:44 Wed 22nd Jun 2016
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Local Takeaway.

Just phoned up the local takeaway and asked if they deliver. No, they said, but we do lamb, chicken and beef.......
15:29 Tue 21st Jun 20168 answers, last by zebo 10:36 Wed 22nd Jun 2016
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Algebra.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. You're looking at your X and thinking Y?....
15:00 Mon 20th Jun 2016
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Panic Stations,!

Please can anyone advise on overdosing on omeprazole? Supposed to take 40 mg daily, accidentally took another 40 mg! For acid reflux.tia
10:53 Fri 17th Jun 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 14:47 Fri 17th Jun 2016
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Skylight

I've recently installed a skylight in my apartment... The people that live above are furious!
08:13 Fri 17th Jun 2016
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That's The Spirit!

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost 3 days already....
23:05 Thu 16th Jun 20166 answers, last by elliemay1 13:44 Fri 17th Jun 2016
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Cryptic

1.Explosive statement shows proof (9) 2.Rearranged bedroom causing weariness. (7)...
22:13 Wed 15th Jun 20165 answers, last by ubasses 22:15 Wed 15th Jun 2016
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My Tailor

My tailor is happy to make my trousers, or sew it seams......
19:36 Wed 15th Jun 201615 answers, last by stuey 00:32 Fri 17th Jun 2016
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Beethoven.

I know a pun about Beethoven, but I won't say it, as, it will only fall on deaf ears...
11:58 Wed 15th Jun 201615 answers, last by Patsy33 11:52 Thu 16th Jun 2016
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Obe

If an earl is awarded an OBE, does that make him an earlobe?
23:48 Tue 14th Jun 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 10:47 Wed 15th Jun 2016
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Group Meeting

I will start group meetings for people with OCD......Not because I have it, but surely someone will get the urge to start cleaning!
21:38 Tue 14th Jun 20167 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:29 Wed 15th Jun 2016
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Cryptic

Collateral damage will change pub?(5,5)
20:56 Tue 14th Jun 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 21:15 Tue 14th Jun 2016
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Breathe Easy

A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the motorway. Police confirmed there will be no congestion for 8 hours...
12:28 Tue 14th Jun 201615 answers, last by Patsy33 23:51 Tue 14th Jun 2016
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Cryptic

1.Rebuild it Brian, and develop country(7) 2.Lemons lay about leaving a meaning, seriously.(8) 3.Judge royal but don't begin before hesitation turns out poll.(10) 4.Lost gist around Nice, relocating...
20:54 Mon 13th Jun 201613 answers, last by Neveracrossword 21:51 Mon 13th Jun 2016
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A Hot Joke.

When the window fell in the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve....
10:58 Mon 13th Jun 2016
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Warning!

I walked into B&Q, and this bloke in orange and black asked me if I want decking. So I got the first punch in and that was that. So everyone, be on your guard, you might not be so lucky next time........
11:08 Fri 10th Jun 2016
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Zzzzzzzzz=£££££££££

Getting paid to sleep would be a dream job...
23:27 Thu 09th Jun 2016

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