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Patsy33

1721 to 1740 of 1972

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Slugs

How can I protect my new kidney beans from slugs eating them? I don't really want to use slug pellets. Is their a natural solution?? Tia
10:57 Tue 07th Jun 201621 answers, last by Old_Geezer 16:15 Fri 10th Jun 2016
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On The Take

I'm a kleptomaniac. When it gets bad, I take something for it.....
09:01 Tue 07th Jun 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 09:40 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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Kettle

I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle?" This bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"...
21:27 Mon 06th Jun 201615 answers, last by Patsy33 09:16 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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Don't Shoot!

When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase, "fire at will'..........
12:51 Mon 06th Jun 20161 answer, last by marval 20:46 Mon 06th Jun 2016
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Sing Up!

I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go.........
08:33 Sun 05th Jun 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 07:00 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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Rude Awakening.

How do you wake Lady Ga Ga up? Poke 'er face....
22:05 Sat 04th Jun 20167 answers, last by 1ozzy 23:29 Sat 04th Jun 2016
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Word Play.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really, it was just a play on words.
13:33 Fri 03rd Jun 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 22:18 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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A Banker No More.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest....
13:01 Fri 03rd Jun 20168 answers, last by marval 20:53 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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Popping Up.

My horoscope said an ex would be popping up. I've been down the canal all day and thankfully there has been no sign of him....
23:21 Thu 02nd Jun 20162 answers, last by marval 10:58 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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Ufo's

It was about the late eighties, if I remember correctly, in N.Somerset. My mother, who couldn't sleep very well due to arthritis in her knee, got up to take some painkillers and made herself a drink....
22:25 Wed 01st Jun 201616 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 14:53 Thu 02nd Jun 2016
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High Minded...

My doctor thinks I'm taking hallucinogenic drugs. How do I know? Let's just say a little bird told me.......
21:24 Wed 01st Jun 20169 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:44 Wed 01st Jun 2016
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A Sign.

There's a sign on the lawn outside the re-hab centre saying, Keep off the grass...
20:42 Wed 01st Jun 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 21:05 Wed 01st Jun 2016
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New Broom.

A new type of broom has come out. It is sweeping the nation.......
20:49 Tue 31st May 201611 answers, last by Patsy33 22:56 Tue 31st May 2016
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Off Colour.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor said I was ok but I feel as if I dyed a little inside.....
11:09 Tue 31st May 201612 answers, last by EDDIE51 21:57 Tue 31st May 2016
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Acupuncture.

Don't trust people that do acupuncture. They're back stabbers....
18:33 Sun 29th May 20165 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:12 Tue 31st May 2016
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Moving On....

The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory. She was fed up with the hole business.....
10:42 Sat 28th May 20166 answers, last by frugalfred 15:36 Sat 28th May 2016
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Time To Eat?

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming...
19:20 Fri 27th May 201619 answers, last by Patsy33 21:54 Fri 27th May 2016
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Now There's A Proper Man!

A Fisherman, a reel man.......
12:09 Fri 27th May 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 12:22 Fri 27th May 2016
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For Sale.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
22:18 Thu 26th May 201614 answers, last by marval 20:41 Fri 27th May 2016
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Part Of Life...

Boy comes home from school and says to his dad, "I'm in the school play! I'm playing the part of a dad who's been married for 25 years". Dad says, "Never mind son, next time you might get a speaking...
09:47 Thu 26th May 20164 answers, last by marval 16:43 Thu 26th May 2016

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