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Patsy33

1721 to 1740 of 1936

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A New Me!

I originally wasnt going to get a brain transplant, then I changed my mind.....
19:53 Sat 21st May 20161 answer, last by DTCwordfan 20:01 Sat 21st May 2016
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Shh!

Why should you never mention the number 288? Because it's too gross!
17:35 Sat 21st May 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 17:45 Sat 21st May 2016
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Paddy.

Paddy in Whetherspoon: He asks barman, "How much is a pint of lager?" Barman says, "A pint is £2 or a pitcher for £7" Paddy replies, "Give me a pint, feck the photo!"......
09:16 Fri 20th May 20164 answers, last by Old_Geezer 19:17 Fri 20th May 2016
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??

When the inventor of the drawing boards messed things up, what did he get back to?...
14:31 Thu 19th May 20161 answer, last by frugalfred 16:07 Thu 19th May 2016
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Difficult To Solve.

Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There's no dental records and all the DNA matches...
21:12 Wed 18th May 2016
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Making Fun.

My mate was taking the Mickey out of a bloke with a ridiculous wig on the other day. He had the last laugh though. Sentenced him to three years...
19:31 Wed 18th May 20164 answers, last by maggiebee 21:43 Thu 19th May 2016
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Pesty Puns.

I hate insect puns, they really bug me...
18:52 Tue 17th May 201616 answers, last by frugalfred 12:06 Wed 18th May 2016
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Sculpting..

I used to run a Sculpting Studio until it went bust......
17:27 Tue 17th May 20169 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:57 Tue 17th May 2016
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Me Me Me....

I'm not a competitive person. I'll be the first to admit it.....
14:23 Tue 17th May 20161 answer, last by frugalfred 17:56 Tue 17th May 2016
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We Just Knew.....

I met my wife at a castanet class. We clicked.........
13:36 Tue 17th May 20164 answers, last by weecalf 18:41 Tue 24th May 2016
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Strange Coincedent.

3 Cliff Walkers have fallen to their death. I can't believe they all had the same name!......
08:09 Mon 16th May 2016
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Yorkshireman.

A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmith. He asks, "Can tha make a statute of me whippet"? "Of course sir", says the goldsmith. "Do you want him 18 carats?" "Nay lad, but ya can 'av im chewin bone if ya...
16:55 Sun 15th May 20161 answer, last by waterboatman 05:20 Mon 16th May 2016
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Oww!

Yesterday a book fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame...
19:33 Sat 14th May 201610 answers, last by marval 17:24 Sun 15th May 2016
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Chicken Feed..

What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Sees a salad..........
12:48 Sat 14th May 20162 answers, last by frugalfred 17:49 Sat 14th May 2016
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Which Would You Choose?

If you had to choose between drinking wine everyday or being skinny the rest of your life, which would you choose....... red wine or white wine?...
20:47 Fri 13th May 201614 answers, last by Patsy33 22:12 Fri 13th May 2016
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Keep It Clean!

The window cleaner was knocking on my door, shouting and swearing. I thought, "Blimey, someone's lost their rag!".......
15:15 Thu 12th May 20161 answer, last by 1ozzy 22:43 Thu 12th May 2016
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Haven't Quite Made It..

I'm in a band called 999 Megabytes......... We haven't got a gig yet......
18:40 Wed 11th May 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 20:44 Wed 11th May 2016
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Poor Me..

I went to the doctor, who said, " You have hypochondria" "I said, "Not that as well!"........
21:13 Tue 10th May 2016
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Hobby....

My father has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles....... Well, it sounds so much nicer than "Alcoholic"..........
14:01 Tue 10th May 2016
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Say Ahhhh..

I'd been to the dentist for root canal work. I lost my nerve......
09:44 Tue 10th May 201620 answers, last by marval 16:52 Tue 10th May 2016

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