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Patsy33

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Bitter....

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance; We'll see about that!.....
10:56 Sun 08th May 20162 answers, last by jomifl 06:37 Mon 09th May 2016
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Varicose Vein.

Has anyone got any advice for relieving aching leg due to varicose vein? My daughter has one on the inner side of her leg, from the knee up. She got this from having her daughter who is 15 months now....
14:43 Sat 07th May 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 15:04 Sat 07th May 2016
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Nobody...

People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me...
14:01 Sat 07th May 20164 answers, last by bookbinder 15:47 Sat 07th May 2016
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Ships.

I saw a programme about how ships are put together. It was rivetting......
18:29 Fri 06th May 20162 answers, last by Mamyalynne 00:27 Sat 07th May 2016
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Question Title Here

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like their tone of voice.....
07:58 Fri 06th May 201640 answers, last by tonyav 23:22 Fri 06th May 2016
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Flying Thoughts.

I was wondering why a frisby would appear to get bigger the closer it gets; then it hit me.........
17:40 Thu 05th May 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 19:32 Thu 05th May 2016
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Cryptic ( For Fun)

1.Not skating in place of work? (6) 2.A rich snack to find in the future.(7,6) 3.Man came back to small building to remove something (8) 4.She sounds blooming prudish! (8) 5.Cheeky animal, takes...
15:34 Thu 05th May 201612 answers, last by Mamyalynne 16:00 Thu 05th May 2016
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I Bet This Will Put A Smile On Your Face...

I used to be a Plastic Surgeon.. I bet that raised a few eyebrows!....
13:32 Thu 05th May 20164 answers, last by frugalfred 15:26 Thu 05th May 2016
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Popular Band.

I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters.....
08:48 Thu 05th May 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 17:49 Thu 05th May 2016
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Alberta On Fire

How scary is this? Wild fires are spreading at an alarming rate in Fort McMurray. Thousands of people have lost their homes and livelihoods. The dry warm start to the year hasn't helped, which is very...
08:04 Thu 05th May 201621 answers, last by gness 17:30 Thu 05th May 2016
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Poor Old Fruit..

Through no fault of his own, my Uncle crashed into a lemon tree. He is still bitter and twisted.....
18:59 Wed 04th May 201629 answers, last by Ellipsis 13:03 Thu 05th May 2016
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Two Greedy.

Bigomy. Where two rites make a wrong....
10:51 Wed 04th May 20165 answers, last by marval 19:34 Wed 04th May 2016
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Picking Up The Pieces..

A blonde rings her boyfriend quite distressed and asks if he could come over and help with her new jigsaw puzzle. When he got there, all the pieces were spread over the table. He picked up the new box...
12:33 Tue 03rd May 2016
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Trying To Escape..

Why was the husband always twisting his wedding ring? He was trying to work out the combination.........
15:26 Sat 30th Apr 20162 answers, last by frugalfred 15:39 Sat 30th Apr 2016
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A Messy Prank!

I've been playing a few pranks on my wife recently. Yesterday, I replaced her sleeping tablets with laxatives just before we got into bed. Unfortunately, it backfired on me......
20:18 Thu 28th Apr 20167 answers, last by marval 16:41 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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Sing While You're Sitting..

Just bought an ABBA toilet. What a loo!.........
12:57 Thu 28th Apr 201615 answers, last by marval 15:46 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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Cryptic.

1.A little way back, copper stood in front of city to find biter.(7) 2. To do drink is to weigh up maybe? (8) 3.Perfect little change for one in charge (7) 4.Swallow hard, return and stop. (4) 5.A...
14:26 Wed 27th Apr 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 15:10 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Mature Adults.

Old is when; Your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" You answer, "Honey, I can't do both".... Old is when; Someone compliments you on your new crocodile shoes, and you are barefoot.........
08:43 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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All Heart!

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?", she asked. " It smells absolutely incredible!" Being a 'kind- hearted Scotsman' he thought, "What the hell....,...
18:25 Tue 26th Apr 20163 answers, last by Baldric 20:34 Tue 26th Apr 2016
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A Long Shelf Life..

Man goes into library looking for a particular book. The Librarian says, "Can I help you sir?" "Yes", he replied, "I'm looking for 'A Lonely Spinster', by Willie Joiner" "Ah you're in luck sir,...
12:45 Tue 26th Apr 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 22:28 Tue 26th Apr 2016

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