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Patsy33

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Compliment

Don't you just hate it when you complement a friend on their mustache,and then she won't speak to you any more........
19:25 Sun 12th Feb 20178 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:35 Sun 12th Feb 2017
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Not A Fan.

I've just realised, I'm not a fan of lemon preserve. It's just a curd to me.. . ....
17:55 Sun 12th Feb 201713 answers, last by kawanabe 22:20 Sun 12th Feb 2017
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Shocked

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician...
22:56 Sat 11th Feb 201712 answers, last by melv16 20:45 Mon 13th Feb 2017
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Bananas

Nun: "I would like to have 120 bananas for the convent." Farmers Market clerk: "If you buy such a large quantity, it is more economic to buy 144 of them." Nun: "Oh well, we could always EAT the other...
21:23 Sat 11th Feb 20177 answers, last by -SharonA- 21:52 Sat 11th Feb 2017
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Do You Believe..

'Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes Sir" the clerk replied. "That's good" the boss said. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmothers funeral,...
16:55 Sat 11th Feb 20171 answer, last by bookbinder 16:56 Sat 11th Feb 2017
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Sorry Boss.

I phoned my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough". He said, "You have a wee cough? "I said, "Really? Thanks boss, see you next week!"...
14:08 Sat 11th Feb 20173 answers, last by cupid04 16:48 Sat 11th Feb 2017
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All My Mother Told Me...

All my mother told me about sex was that the man goes on top and the woman on the bottom. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds....
19:50 Fri 10th Feb 201717 answers, last by gness 21:50 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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Fired

I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
15:38 Thu 09th Feb 201713 answers, last by maggiebee 12:01 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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Deaf

I've gone completely deaf - never thought I'd hear myself say that.
15:05 Wed 08th Feb 20173 answers, last by kawanabe 18:58 Wed 08th Feb 2017
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New Job

The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.
19:31 Tue 07th Feb 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 22:44 Tue 07th Feb 2017
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Call Me Sir!

While a member of my family was in waiting room of local GP surgery, the elderly, jolly cleaner was there talking to receptionists and being her happy self, a suited gentleman came in and she said...
16:10 Tue 07th Feb 201729 answers, last by EDDIE51 20:11 Thu 09th Feb 2017
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Neighbour

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
10:17 Tue 07th Feb 20174 answers, last by Baldric 17:43 Tue 07th Feb 2017
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Shop

My Chinese neighbour said he has opened a crows shop. I said, "ah, you mean a clothes shop?" He said, "no, a crows shop - come in and have a rook"...:)...
13:30 Mon 06th Feb 20177 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 12:01 Tue 07th Feb 2017
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Constant Fear.

I live in constant fear that someone will kidnap and murder my mother in law who lives all alone at 48 station road, Apt 32 on the 3rd floor, who's just won the lottery!.:)
22:11 Sat 04th Feb 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 23:11 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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Scarlet Fever Outbreak.

My six year old grandson has been diagnosed with it. Started off with sore throat and bright red face then rash/spots. Seems strange with this sudden outbreak. It used to be dangerous about 100+years...
13:51 Fri 03rd Feb 201715 answers, last by Patsy33 15:21 Fri 03rd Feb 2017
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Confucius Say;

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
23:03 Thu 02nd Feb 201735 answers, last by roger 18:14 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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Proud Bull Calf.

Two bull calves in a field. One said to the other, "My Great Grandfather was a knight, he was called Sir Loin".......
13:08 Thu 02nd Feb 201711 answers, last by percy1946 00:10 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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Test

Test 1 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XQl5KYiiFDI Test 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQl5KYiiFDI...
22:38 Wed 01st Feb 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 12:27 Thu 02nd Feb 2017
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How?

How do I put YouTube music video direct in answer box? I just seem to get link. Help! Tia. ( I'm on mobile/...
20:33 Wed 01st Feb 20173 answers, last by Gromit 21:08 Wed 01st Feb 2017
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Lansoprazole

Hi Sqad, after having bad reaction to Ranatidine (because Omeprazole didn't work anymore) I'm now on Lansoprazole, of which I took my first one this morning. Doctor told me to take one at night too....
14:01 Wed 01st Feb 201715 answers, last by NoMercy 20:12 Wed 08th Feb 2017

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