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Boyfriend

I used to have an invisible boyfriend, but I'm seeing someone else now.......
20:32 Wed 22nd Feb 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 11:40 Thu 23rd Feb 2017
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David Cassidy

Just read that David Cassidy is giving up touring due to Dementia. He's only 66 nearly 67. He said his mother and father both had it too. Loved him in the 70,s, such a nice looking fella. Very sad...
16:11 Wed 22nd Feb 201716 answers, last by Patsy33 16:36 Wed 22nd Feb 2017
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Twerk

TWERK 1. Dancing mainly using bum in a provokedly sexy way. 2. Where Yorkshiremen go Mon - Fri, 9am - 5pm....
12:39 Wed 22nd Feb 20171 answer, last by cupid04 12:41 Wed 22nd Feb 2017
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Somebody Threw

Someone threw a very strange object at me today. It struck me as very odd....
11:24 Wed 22nd Feb 20176 answers, last by Shaglene 11:59 Wed 22nd Feb 2017
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Rudolph Nureyev

What a great ballet dancer he was. What a huge talent he had! What stuck out for you?.......
20:26 Tue 21st Feb 201715 answers, last by SnookerPlayer 12:11 Wed 22nd Feb 2017
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Actors Part

A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like to be....
20:30 Mon 20th Feb 20175 answers, last by zebo 10:53 Tue 21st Feb 2017
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Seamstress

A seamstress I know keeps telling me jokes. She has me in stitches..... ....
17:26 Mon 20th Feb 201712 answers, last by gness 18:31 Mon 20th Feb 2017
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Statue

My great grandfather designed the lion statue in Trafalgar Square Very cutting edge for its time. That put the cat among the pigeons!........
12:43 Mon 20th Feb 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 17:08 Mon 20th Feb 2017
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Do You Want A Pint?

A man walks into a pub, goes up to the bar "Pint of best" he says to the barman. Whilst waiting for his drink he notices that Vincent Van Gogh is sitting at one of the tables. He goes up to him and...
22:44 Sun 19th Feb 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 10:03 Mon 20th Feb 2017
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Never Said Goodbye.

I never got to say goodbye to my Grandfather All the more poignant as he drowned face down in a bowl of Cheerios.. ....
19:00 Sun 19th Feb 201716 answers, last by marval 22:20 Sun 19th Feb 2017
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Mix Up

Hi Ed, I'm being told I have replies from subscribed topics that aren't mine, eg, Potato Dauphinoise and Family Guy & Stewie. Nothing to do with me! ?? Could you please or someone sort it out? Tia....
11:23 Sun 19th Feb 2017
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For Sale.

Broken thermometer for sale, if anyone is interested, no pressure....
17:00 Sat 18th Feb 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 23:53 Sat 18th Feb 2017
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Mother Made Us Eat....

My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.
20:30 Fri 17th Feb 20176 answers, last by elliemay1 15:38 Sat 18th Feb 2017
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Attacked

When I was a child my father attacked me with cameras; I still have flashbacks.
14:43 Fri 17th Feb 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 14:49 Fri 17th Feb 2017
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Angry Wife

An Angry Wife To Her Husband on Phone: “Where d Hell Are You … ?” Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn’t...
13:14 Thu 16th Feb 20173 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:23 Thu 16th Feb 2017
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Can't Close Down

Long story, won't even try to explain as I will confuse you! Basically, created a new fb account, as thought I'd lost old one. Found the old one. Now FB keeps asking me to varify code that they sent...
12:00 Wed 15th Feb 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 12:21 Wed 15th Feb 2017
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Disappointed

The Irish lass was disappointed with the engagement ring from her fiance because it was a sham rock.
14:07 Tue 14th Feb 20171 answer, last by marval 16:53 Tue 14th Feb 2017
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At The Bar.

Last night I saw a man at the bar chatting up a woman whilst covered in mashed up fruit, I thought “He’s a smoothie”....
20:52 Mon 13th Feb 20175 answers, last by Sipowicz 16:52 Tue 14th Feb 2017
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Valentine's Day Gift...

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. 'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.' 'That was...
18:31 Mon 13th Feb 20178 answers, last by zebo 22:52 Mon 13th Feb 2017
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Jamaica Hair Day

It's Jamaican hair style day at work tomorrow. I'm already dreading it.:)
12:40 Mon 13th Feb 20173 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:36 Mon 13th Feb 2017

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